Downtime

Marc Clifton

Any Oracle experts here? I was an expert in the 7.0 days. I thought Oracle was incredible compared to SQL Server, in those days. Unfortunately, my latest adventure into "Personal Oracle" left me very unhappy--huge footprint, etc. Oh well. Marc Obviously it is not all Muslims. Just like all VB programmers are not bad...both groups tend to cause trouble, get excited and do stupid things. -- Paul Watson
Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

benjymous

phew. I can breathe again :) -- Help me! I'm turning into a grapefruit!

realJSOP

Marc Clifton wrote: huge footprint Ya know, I've used different databases before, but my footprint never changed size. Of course, I was aware that this could happen, otherwise, I would have watched my feet as I walked... ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

Daniel Turini

Chris Maunder wrote: Any Oracle experts here? All those J# coding is starting to affect your judgement, Chris. :) lazy isn't my middle name.. its my first.. people just keep calling me Mel cause that's what they put on my drivers license. - Mel Feik

Mark Conger

Did someone say Oracle??? :) Seriously Chris, if you need a hand with Oracle or SQL Server all ya gotta do is ask :) SQL server is pretty brain dead about restarting itself if it crashes. Mark

Mauricio Ritter

Thanks... I can breath now :cool: Mauricio Ritter - Brazil Sonorking now: 100.13560 MRitter "Th@ langwagje is screwed! It has if's but no end if's!! Stupid php cant even do butuns on forms! VISHAUL BASICS ARE THE FUTSHURE!" - Simon Walton

Marc Clifton

A joker in every crowd. I think I'll use my other computer for a while now! :-D mARC Obviously it is not all Muslims. Just like all VB programmers are not bad...both groups tend to cause trouble, get excited and do stupid things. -- Paul Watson
Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.

Tom Welch

I think there should be a Bob image for this. After some serious downtime Bob needs to be sporting a speech balloon similar to Q-Bert. Something like, "$@#!*#". ;P -- If it starts to make sense, you're in a cult.

peterchen

I like your sig. If I had found it elsewhere, I'd unscrupulously steal it, and use it here as mine. Just wanted to say that :)

skulls don't kiss for an explanation - wait for the vacation photos! [sighist]

brianwelsch

Thank God I cam back from my meeting and CP was back up.:cool: I was afraid I might actually have to work today!:omg: BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

Chris Maunder

Our commitment to you, our readers, is to ensure you never get the chance to be productive ever again. cheers, Chris Maunder

Brian Delahunty

brianwelsch wrote: I was afraid I might actually have to work today! Careful Brian. If you say that too often it might actually happen! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Brian Delahunty

Chris Maunder wrote: is to ensure you never get the chance to be productive ever again. ROTFLMAO. Oh.. Is that the reason! Regards, Brian Dela :-)

Jamie Hale

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Ya know, I've used different databases before, but my footprint never changed size. Of course, you know what they say about guys with big feet... J

May the bear never have cause to eat you.

Andreas Hallberg

Chris Maunder wrote: SQL Server crashed and for some reason didn't bother restarting itself How unusual... Chris Maunder wrote: Any Oracle experts here? That depends on your standards. I've done more than 100 production Oralce8i and 9i (including Oracle 9i RAC) installations over the past years. However, I only work with Solaris or AIX :(( /A

Thomas Freudenberg

Chris Maunder wrote: Our commitment to you, our readers, is to ensure you never get the chance to be productive ever again. ... and you're doing it pretty well ;) Regards Thomas Sonork id: 100.10453 Thömmi

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Sijin

I opened CP today and found that the lounge had no messages at all!! :omg: I thought someone had managed to screw up the CP database and all was lost, then a thought came to my mind here's my chance to become a top 10 poster :laugh: :laugh: May the Source be with you Sonork ID 100.9997 sijinjoseph

brianwelsch

and better balance. BW "I'm coming with you! I got you fired, it's the least I can do. Well, the least I could do is absolutely nothing, but I'll go you one better and come along!" - Homer J. Simpson

Christian Graus

Chris Maunder wrote: Any Oracle experts here? Oracle is CRAP. I thought we'd been pulled because the discussion on Islam was getting out of hand.... Christian No offense, but I don't really want to encourage the creation of another VB developer. - Larry Antram 22 Oct 2002 Hey, at least Logo had, at it's inception, a mechanical turtle. VB has always lacked even that... - Shog9 04-09-2002 During last 10 years, with invention of VB and similar programming environments, every ill-educated moron became able to develop software. - Alex E. - 12-Sept-2002