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  • P Pete OHanlon

    One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT : 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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    Lost User
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    Fanatics - those who become what they claim to fight against.

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      I know of the Scrooge McDuck stereotype but I was (seriously) wondering if it is just Scotland's prerogative or does it involve UK.

      ...byte till it megahertz...

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      The Scots are so mean they don't have a standard deviation.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        bleedingfingers wrote:

        All that for f..king virgins!?

        They could come to Newcastle and get as many slags as they like.

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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        Dalek Dave
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        Who wants a virgin when you can have a tart who knows what she is doing!

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          The Scots are so mean they don't have a standard deviation.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          So an average Scotsman is mean?

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Who wants a virgin when you can have a tart who knows what she is doing!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            Ian Shlasko
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            That was a Jeff Dunham joke... Jeff (as Walter): "72 virgins? I gotta teach 72 chicks how to get it on? 72 virgins... How about 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?"

            Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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              Who wants a virgin when you can have a tart who knows what she is doing!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              fjdiewornncalwe
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              Tellin' it like it is, Dave. :-D

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              • D Dalek Dave

                The Scots are so mean they don't have a standard deviation.

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                they don't have a standard deviation.

                I always thought it involved sheep and haggis. :-D

                It's time for a new signature.

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                • P Pete OHanlon

                  bleedingfingers wrote:

                  All that for f..king virgins!?

                  They could come to Newcastle and get as many slags as they like.

                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  I miss Newcastle. :laugh:

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT : 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    Le centriste
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                    Mr. Jimmy MacDonald, a call for you from the Middle Age, they want you back.

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience. HIS STATEMENT : 'If hooking up one raghead terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camelshagger to save just one Scottish soldier's life, then I have only three things to say, Red is positive, Black is negative, and make sure his nuts are wet.'

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      peterchen
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                      Yeah, if.

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