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Shhhh. Don't tell anybody, but it's telepathy. Bob projects his image into the conciousness of all CP adherents using the power of his massive mind (that's why he has such a large forehead).
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Shhhh. Don't tell anybody, but it's telepathy. Bob projects his image into the conciousness of all CP adherents using the power of his massive mind (that's why he has such a large forehead).
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Bob projects his image into the conciousness of all CP adherents
We have a Consciousness??
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Bob projects his image into the conciousness of all CP adherents
We have a Consciousness??
_________________________ John Andrew Holmes "It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others." Shhhhh.... I am not really here. I am a figment of your imagination.... I am still in my cave so this must be an illusion....
We certainly do - it's so vast that it needs another s.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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You should ask about SheepGate from back in 2001/2001. It was pretty nasty, and hastily swept under the rug by CP admins. I think there's even a video. Nish?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001SheepGate? Now you got me curious :rolleyes: What can you tell us post-2001 members about it? :-D
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Shhhh. Don't tell anybody, but it's telepathy. Bob projects his image into the conciousness of all CP adherents using the power of his massive mind (that's why he has such a large forehead).
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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SheepGate? Now you got me curious :rolleyes: What can you tell us post-2001 members about it? :-D
Interested in Machine Learning in .NET? Check the Accord.NET Framework. See also Handwriting Recognition Revisited: Kernel Support Vector Machines
César de Souza wrote:
SheepGate? Now you got me curious What can you tell us post-2001 members about it?
The network canned it after seeing the pilot. Said it reminded them of "Wormhole" Extreme", but with far too much wooly baaadness for a show in that genre. :doh:
Anna :rose: Tech Blog | Visual Lint "Why would anyone prefer to wield a weapon that takes both hands at once, when they could use a lighter (and obviously superior) weapon that allows you to wield multiple ones at a time, and thus supports multi-paradigm carnage?"
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Where did it come from? :)
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You should ask about SheepGate from back in 2001/2001. It was pretty nasty, and hastily swept under the rug by CP admins. I think there's even a video. Nish?
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001That's a pack of lies. You also said you burned the only set of negatives.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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Where did it come from? :)
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fort -
1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortThanks. I think I got my answer now :-D
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That's a pack of lies. You also said you burned the only set of negatives.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Knowing John, at least one copy of the negatives is stored in a location impervious to a direct nuclear strike.
Software Zen:
delete this;
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortBrilliant. If I could give you a 10, I would.
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortSlow day huh.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Slow day huh.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. You can probably imagine just how slammed I am today.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortWhere's the mention of the Globe that sat in the upper left hand corner, before Bob?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortWow, I can only imagine how many blank white screens you went through writing that novel. I'm bookmarking that to read again on a rainy day. :thumbsup:
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Where's the mention of the Globe that sat in the upper left hand corner, before Bob?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
The globe was made by another dude with a 3-letter name. And on the seventh day, he rested, proving he is not almighty. :)
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Where's the mention of the Globe that sat in the upper left hand corner, before Bob?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You have a good memory. The gospels have been ammended
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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You have a good memory. The gospels have been ammended
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
u have a good memory.
The law of averages suggests that there must be something of me that is good.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortSlow evening, Chris? :laugh: You've outdone yourself this time, and I've immortalized it in my permanent storage, just to have it ready for the day, ten years hence, when someone else asks this question. I doubt that you'll be able to repeat it by then... You're welcome. :-D BTW - Should I leave the typos in, or correct them for you? ;P
Will Rogers never met me.