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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortSlow day huh.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Slow day huh.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. You can probably imagine just how slammed I am today.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortWhere's the mention of the Globe that sat in the upper left hand corner, before Bob?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortWow, I can only imagine how many blank white screens you went through writing that novel. I'm bookmarking that to read again on a rainy day. :thumbsup:
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Where's the mention of the Globe that sat in the upper left hand corner, before Bob?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
The globe was made by another dude with a 3-letter name. And on the seventh day, he rested, proving he is not almighty. :)
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Where's the mention of the Globe that sat in the upper left hand corner, before Bob?
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
You have a good memory. The gospels have been ammended
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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You have a good memory. The gospels have been ammended
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
Chris Maunder wrote:
u have a good memory.
The law of averages suggests that there must be something of me that is good.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortSlow evening, Chris? :laugh: You've outdone yourself this time, and I've immortalized it in my permanent storage, just to have it ready for the day, ten years hence, when someone else asks this question. I doubt that you'll be able to repeat it by then... You're welcome. :-D BTW - Should I leave the typos in, or correct them for you? ;P
Will Rogers never met me.
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Where did it come from? :)
Interested in Machine Learning in .NET? Check the Accord.NET Framework. See also Handwriting Recognition Revisited: Kernel Support Vector Machines
Bellatrix. One of its planets the source of the operating system used in the Orion cluster.
*ix really is universal!
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fort -
1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortChris Maunder wrote:
And Bob divided the Orange from the Green
Bob was involved in Irish politics?
Pete
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fort -
Bob is truth. Bob is love.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Praise Bob!
Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fortChris Maunder wrote:
13. And the evening and the morning were the third day and Bob was already into his second case of beer.
Bob was moving a little slow was he? 3 days and only the second case of beer?
Treat stressful situations like a dog, if you can't eat it, play with it or screw it, then just piss on it and walk away. Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow.
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The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. You can probably imagine just how slammed I am today.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
I just hijacked a part of this for my sig :laugh: :laugh:
The busier I am, the more I procrastinate. - Chris "The Mighty" Maunder
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1. In the beginning Bob created a web page. 2. And the web page was without form, and
null; and blankness was upon the screen. And the spirit of Bob moved upon the face of the screen. 3. And Bob said, Let there be interwebz: and there was interwebz. 4. And bob saw the interwebz, that it was OK, though a little laggy and full of annoying under construction animated GIFs, but it was Good Enough. I'll nail it in interwebz 2.0, Bob said. And Bob divided the Orange from the Green, the C++ from the VB, and The Lounge from the Soapbox. 5. And Bod called the Lounge the Lounge, and the Soapbox he called Rants and Raves. And then He changed his Mind and called it The Soapbox. Then Rants and Raves and then Soapbox and then closed it, opened it, and called it Soapbox 2.0. And then The Soapbox. And the evening and the morning were the first day and Bob realised this was harder than he first thought and some specs would have helped. 6. Bob said, Let there be a Chapter, sections and, yea, sub-sections in the midst of the web pages, and let it divide the web pages from the other web pages. 7. And Bob made the Chapter, sections and, eventually, sub-sections, and divided the web pages which were under each Chapter etc etc from the web pages which were in other Chapters etc etc: and it was so. Apart from the web pages which were in the wrong Chapters. 8. And Bob called the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox CodeTools. And the evening and the morning were the second day, though Bob had not yet rested because he was up all night renaming the Chapters and Sections and also the Lounge and Soapbox to The Code Project because it seemed someone else had already created CodeTools, though it stanketh and was without merit. 9. And Bob said, Let the web pages under the Chapters and Sections be gathered together unto one place, and let the articles appear: and it was so. 10. And Bob called the articles, well, articles, for had had no better name and did not wish to repeat the mess with the Soapbox; and the gathering together of the forums he judiciously called the Forums: and Bob saw that it was good, apart from the trolls, spammers and flame wars. 11. And Bob said, Let the articles bring forth knowldge, the tips and tricks yield snippets, and the forums yield endlessly repeated questions after their kind, whose question is in itself, upon the forums: and it was so. 12. And the articles brought fort