This is NOT a joke... [modified]
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Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...
modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM
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Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...
modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM
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Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...
modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM
I think that must be the guy who acted as technical advisor on that film 'The Flight of The Condom'.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...
modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM
Big on aerodynamics, cr@p at e-mail settings. Which is important to the role? But this is why I never set "Add a signature to outgoing mail" -- although I suppose it could have some unexpectedly interesting results.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...
modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM
What's wrong with that?!? You should know: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: :rose::rose: only love, only love can heal such a scar :rose::rose: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: Please more drugz... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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I think that must be the guy who acted as technical advisor on that film 'The Flight of The Condom'.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
:)
Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.
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I think that must be the guy who acted as technical advisor on that film 'The Flight of The Condom'.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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What's wrong with that?!? You should know: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: :rose::rose: only love, only love can heal such a scar :rose::rose: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: Please more drugz... :rolleyes:
If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
[My articles]CPallini wrote:
Please more drugz...
:laugh:
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
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Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...
modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM
Probably not a joke. We're looking for a C# developer[^] and the resumes I have received are depressing. Well, when we actually get a resume and not just a form cover letter, that is.
cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP
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