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    Caslen
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    Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...

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      Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...

      modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM

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      At least invite him for the interview, it could be entertaining!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...

        modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM

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        I think that must be the guy who acted as technical advisor on that film 'The Flight of The Condom'.

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...

          modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM

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          Mark_Wallace
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          Big on aerodynamics, cr@p at e-mail settings. Which is important to the role? But this is why I never set "Add a signature to outgoing mail" -- although I suppose it could have some unexpectedly interesting results.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...

            modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM

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            What's wrong with that?!? You should know: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: :rose::rose: only love, only love can heal such a scar :rose::rose: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: Please more drugz... :rolleyes:

            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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              I think that must be the guy who acted as technical advisor on that film 'The Flight of The Condom'.

              Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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              Sushant Joshi
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              :)

              Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

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                I think that must be the guy who acted as technical advisor on that film 'The Flight of The Condom'.

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                :laugh: :laugh:

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                  What's wrong with that?!? You should know: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: :rose::rose: only love, only love can heal such a scar :rose::rose: :rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose::rose: Please more drugz... :rolleyes:

                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                  [My articles]

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  CPallini wrote:

                  Please more drugz...

                  :laugh:

                  There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.

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                  • C Caslen

                    Still taking applications and interviewing graduates, I received this one today - seriously! Covering Letter I am sending this CV as I am interested in applying for the position of a Quality Engineer within the company for Aerospace engineering. The job advertised on the internet is interesting and challenging. I have qualifications in Aerospace Engineering and have a good knowledge of aerospace. If this position is not available I an interested in working within the Aerospace sector. I LOVE YOU XXXX It made us all laugh here but this guy is a BEng Aerospace Engineering Design, I'm seriously considering never flying again if this is the future of aerospace...

                    modified on Monday, September 27, 2010 8:09 AM

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                    Chris Maunder
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                    Probably not a joke. We're looking for a C# developer[^] and the resumes I have received are depressing. Well, when we actually get a resume and not just a form cover letter, that is.

                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      At least invite him for the interview, it could be entertaining!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Agreed, When you show him the letter, do it with a straight face and see if he notices what he did.

                      Just racking up the postings

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