Have you ever been asked to feed the pig

Xiangyang Liu

and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

Henry Minute

I am afraid that that is a bit too inscrutable for me.

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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

Should have fed them Red Bull.

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Baconbutty

Maybe the pig ate all the pies..........you fat b.......... you fat b........ you ate all the pies!

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Dan Mos

Yes. Pigy aerodynamics is to blame! ;P

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Xiangyang Liu

I hate what they are trying to imply: The pig was flying fine, it stopped flying after being fed by you. It's a trap.

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Dan Mos

He got lucky. Most of the pigs I feed end up not being able to walk. let alone fly. :)

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Nagy Vilmos

No. But I've helped slaughter a few.

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(3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is
not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they
are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them
as they fly overhead.

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AWdrius

Good one (-. Red bull gives you wi(x10)ngs!

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Luc Pattyn

No no, its about pigs, not pigeons. :)

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Dan Mos

Luc Pattyn wrote:

No no, its about pigs, not pigeons.

In that case what are you doing here? Or aren't you? :-D

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Marc Clifton

Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

This happened recently to me, to which I replied, well, you forget to give me the right food. Next time, you'll need to provide the necessary wing growth hormone. That went well actually, as the person I was talking to about the pig not flying said yeah, that's a problem he's heard from other people as well, and apologized for being too abstract earlier when discussing Pig 0.1 requirements. Marc

Dan Mos

They are working on a iPig app. That sould solve the antena issue. That was the problem. The antena(responsible for the flight abilities) received bad input from the Pig 0.1 alpha module. :-D

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Sushant Joshi

bro, if pigs would fly there would be huge problem. It may be interpreted as 'swine flew' :-D

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Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

Usually I answer, "Because there wasn't a trebuchet handy at the time." :-\ My family used to raise pigs a couple decades ago, heh. Flynn

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(funny how stumbleupon can find related sites) flying pig ... russia style[^] :laugh:

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