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Have you ever been asked to feed the pig

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  • X Xiangyang Liu

    and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

    My Younger Son & His "PET"

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    Baconbutty
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    Maybe the pig ate all the pies..........you fat b.......... you fat b........ you ate all the pies!

    He took it all too far, but boy could he play guitar!

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    • X Xiangyang Liu

      and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

      My Younger Son & His "PET"

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      Dan Mos
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      Yes. Pigy aerodynamics is to blame! ;P

      I bug

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      • D Dan Mos

        Yes. Pigy aerodynamics is to blame! ;P

        I bug

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        Xiangyang Liu
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        I hate what they are trying to imply: The pig was flying fine, it stopped flying after being fed by you. It's a trap.

        My Younger Son & His "PET"

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        • X Xiangyang Liu

          I hate what they are trying to imply: The pig was flying fine, it stopped flying after being fed by you. It's a trap.

          My Younger Son & His "PET"

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          Dan Mos
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          He got lucky. Most of the pigs I feed end up not being able to walk. let alone fly. :)

          I bug

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          • X Xiangyang Liu

            and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

            My Younger Son & His "PET"

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            No. But I've helped slaughter a few.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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            • X Xiangyang Liu

              and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

              My Younger Son & His "PET"

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              The Nightcoder
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              (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is
              not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they
              are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them
              as they fly overhead.

              Another gem from RFC 1925 - see my sig.

              Peter the small turnip (1) It Has To Work. --RFC 1925[^]

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              • S Steven J Jowett

                Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                Should have fed them Red Bull.

                Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

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                AWdrius
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                Good one (-. Red bull gives you wi(x10)ngs!

                Trust is a weakness.

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                • T The Nightcoder

                  (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is
                  not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they
                  are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them
                  as they fly overhead.

                  Another gem from RFC 1925 - see my sig.

                  Peter the small turnip (1) It Has To Work. --RFC 1925[^]

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                  Luc Pattyn
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                  No no, its about pigs, not pigeons. :)

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                  • L Luc Pattyn

                    No no, its about pigs, not pigeons. :)

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                    Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, and improve readability.

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                    Dan Mos
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                    Luc Pattyn wrote:

                    No no, its about pigs, not pigeons.

                    In that case what are you doing here? Or aren't you? :-D

                    I bug

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                    • X Xiangyang Liu

                      and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                      My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                      Marc Clifton
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                      Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                      and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                      This happened recently to me, to which I replied, well, you forget to give me the right food. Next time, you'll need to provide the necessary wing growth hormone. That went well actually, as the person I was talking to about the pig not flying said yeah, that's a problem he's heard from other people as well, and apologized for being too abstract earlier when discussing Pig 0.1 requirements. Marc

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                        and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                        This happened recently to me, to which I replied, well, you forget to give me the right food. Next time, you'll need to provide the necessary wing growth hormone. That went well actually, as the person I was talking to about the pig not flying said yeah, that's a problem he's heard from other people as well, and apologized for being too abstract earlier when discussing Pig 0.1 requirements. Marc

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                        Dan Mos
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                        They are working on a iPig app. That sould solve the antena issue. That was the problem. The antena(responsible for the flight abilities) received bad input from the Pig 0.1 alpha module. :-D

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                        • X Xiangyang Liu

                          and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                          My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                          Sushant Joshi
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                          bro, if pigs would fly there would be huge problem. It may be interpreted as 'swine flew' :-D

                          Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

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                          • X Xiangyang Liu

                            and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                            My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                            Flynn Arrowstarr Regular Schmoe
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                            Xiangyang Liu 刘向阳 wrote:

                            and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                            Usually I answer, "Because there wasn't a trebuchet handy at the time." :-\ My family used to raise pigs a couple decades ago, heh. Flynn

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                            • T The Nightcoder

                              (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is
                              not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they
                              are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them
                              as they fly overhead.

                              Another gem from RFC 1925 - see my sig.

                              Peter the small turnip (1) It Has To Work. --RFC 1925[^]

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                              Maximilien
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                              (funny how stumbleupon can find related sites) flying pig ... russia style[^] :laugh:

                              Watched code never compiles.

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                No. But I've helped slaughter a few.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                I've helped you by eating the evidence.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

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                                • X Xiangyang Liu

                                  and after you have done that they want to know why the pig does not fly?

                                  My Younger Son & His "PET"

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  Sounds like the story of my life.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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