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  • C Christian Graus

    I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    Joshua Quick
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    You should throw them a null reference exception. :laugh:

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    • C Christian Graus

      I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Douglas Troy
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      Christian Graus wrote:

      I am NULL

      I'm in ur codez throwing exceptionz.


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      • J Joshua Quick

        You should throw them a null reference exception. :laugh:

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        Jim Crafton
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        That might backfire - what if they catch it and throw it right back at him!

        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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        • J Jim Crafton

          Welcome NULL, we'd like to introduce you to Nil, our kind overbearing, sex crazed, Japanese manga collecting house bot. Nanu Nanu!

          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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          Soulus83
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          where did you left our kindly-hearted and lovely, NaN!

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            No. I am NULL.

            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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            Single Step Debugger
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            No, you are Spartacus!!!

            The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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            • C Christian Graus

              I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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              Luc Pattyn
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              you should count your blessings. When CG is null, all of the following will no longer work as before:

              CG.SendWrongStuff();
              CG.CancelFlight();
              CG.DontCallBack();
              CG.SendWrongInvoice();
              CG.CutElectricity();
              CG.ChangeSubscriptionData();
              CG.DeliverParcelLate();
              CG.DemolishRoof();
              CG.InfestWithRodents();
              CG.ConnectAtRandom();

              OTOH you may end up pretty bored, your next post could well be: why being NULL sucks: because nothing happens anymore :)

              Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

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              • C Christian Graus

                I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                Todd Smith
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                So you're the billion dollar mistake[^]?

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                • C Christian Graus

                  I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                  Henry Minute
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                  I wouldn't get too upset about it. You know the old saying NULL Desperandum.

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  • H Henry Minute

                    I wouldn't get too upset about it. You know the old saying NULL Desperandum.

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    Luc Pattyn
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                    I'd say Christian isn't the type to despair easily. :)

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                    • L Luc Pattyn

                      I'd say Christian isn't the type to despair easily. :)

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                      Henry Minute
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                      With his propensity to find the weaknesses in systems of all kinds he would have to have become immune by now.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        Peter_in_2780
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                        I got the same email yesterday, except that it said "Dear Peter" and the ridiculous query strings were different. Straight to the junk folder. Even if it is legit, I don't give a flying copulation for whatever their "membership" entails. Having said that, plain text is probably the better option for junk mail - less chance of embedded nasties.

                        Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994.

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                        • S Single Step Debugger

                          No, you are Spartacus!!!

                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          Bugger! My secret is out.

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          • L Luc Pattyn

                            you should count your blessings. When CG is null, all of the following will no longer work as before:

                            CG.SendWrongStuff();
                            CG.CancelFlight();
                            CG.DontCallBack();
                            CG.SendWrongInvoice();
                            CG.CutElectricity();
                            CG.ChangeSubscriptionData();
                            CG.DeliverParcelLate();
                            CG.DemolishRoof();
                            CG.InfestWithRodents();
                            CG.ConnectAtRandom();

                            OTOH you may end up pretty bored, your next post could well be: why being NULL sucks: because nothing happens anymore :)

                            Luc Pattyn [Forum Guidelines] [Why QA sucks] [My Articles] Nil Volentibus Arduum

                            Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, and improve readability.

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                            Christian Graus
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                            ROTFL !!! I don't believe my roof has ever been demolished. Oh wait - yes, that did happen, a little. A truck took out the power line and ripped a bit off my roof. The rodent infestation is current, although not as bad as the plague we had a few years ago.

                            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                            • C Christian Graus

                              I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                              Mycroft Holmes
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                              I actually had to go in and check, it said ALL their newsletters, I was sure I had delisted them. I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              • R Rutvik Dave

                                I was wondering, which language converts [null].ToString() / Convert.ToString([null]) to "NULL", instead of "" or null exception. must be custom stuff like try...catch block. :-D (sorry, cant think of anything except C#)

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                                Soulus83
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                                javascript?

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                                • M Mycroft Holmes

                                  I actually had to go in and check, it said ALL their newsletters, I was sure I had delisted them. I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

                                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                  Mladen Jankovic
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                                  Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                                  I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

                                  How 'bout Mycroft');drop table users;-- ?

                                  [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                                  • C Christian Graus

                                    I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                                    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                    DABBee
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                                    Even your spam sucks. T-SQL - "Hello" + NULL = NULL

                                    Dave: But I don't wanna be a barbarian! Fang: You did when you were ten! Dave: Yes, but I thought it meant a librarian that also cuts hair.

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                                    • C Christian Graus

                                      I just got this in my inbox: Hi NULL We have been updating our records and we noticed that your settings show you as wanting to receive all email from us in text-only format. This means all the email you receive from websites like smh.com.au, theage.com.au, Cuisine, and others, appears just like this one. In other words there is no formatting, colour or images. The alternative is to receive your email in HTML which means it will look more like a web page. You can see an example of an HTML email here: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d8d3dbba27610359a3194ef323ec2681280efe44be0cccca0 However you may wish to continue to receive email from us in text-only format. If you do then please click on the link below before 22nd October 2010 and we'll make sure we don't change your settings. But if would like to receive your email in HTML then you don't need to do a thing. We'll just update your account and you'll soon start to receive email in HTML. Click here to continue receiving your email as text only: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7dbeb8375a9fd3691a64c823ed828dba4c850b44b157e43592 And if you ever want to change your settings manually, just visit the Fairfax Digital Member Centre by clicking on the link below and logging in with your password: http://click.email.fairfax.com.au/?qs=3004c7d6f8a92c7d9f590bd217912c53cb48843c88158f487303439f53f2f160 Kind regards Fairfax Digital Membership Team

                                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                                      DABBee
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                                      Oh and just to make you feel more special, I got this and it started with: 'Hello David" ho ho ho hee hee hee hee sucks to be you.....

                                      Dave: But I don't wanna be a barbarian! Fang: You did when you were ten! Dave: Yes, but I thought it meant a librarian that also cuts hair.

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                                      • M Mladen Jankovic

                                        Mycroft Holmes wrote:

                                        I did not think of changing the name to null, cute.

                                        How 'bout Mycroft');drop table users;-- ?

                                        [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                                        Mycroft Holmes
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                                        Nobody in their right mind has a table called Users I like to drop the Country table, the disruption is more subtle.

                                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Bugger! My secret is out.

                                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Single Step Debugger
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                                          Nothing personal your highness but the Roman authorities pay a way better than you. They promise to give me the codez since you want me to google/create them!

                                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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