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What's with the weird answers?

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  • J Joan M

    You already know that there are flowers in Holland that grow strong and that don't need any presentation... they are called Tulip flowers... :rolleyes: This happens all the time: - strange answers. - repost frenzies. - bad jokes. - flame wars. This happens often: - "this sucks" posts. - "I've reached the XXX post". This happens not so frequently - drunk posts. - good jokes. But anyway, this is a great community which you should be proud to be part of (even you still know that there are those flowers in that country...). Nice weekend everybody! :thumbsup:

    [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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    Stefan Bogdan
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    Don't get me wrong! I love Codeproject.

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    • S Stefan Bogdan

      As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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      Keith Barrow
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      Hatstand.

      Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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      • S Stefan Bogdan

        As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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        Ian Shlasko
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        Forty Two.

        Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
        Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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        • S Stefan Bogdan

          As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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          Lost User
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          Climate change and the Bilderberg group.

          L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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          • S Stefan Bogdan

            As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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            josda1000
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            Mario Kart. I'm sorry, it's better than Oranges.

            Josh Davis
            This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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            • I Ian Shlasko

              Forty Two.

              Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
              Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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              josda1000
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              I'm sorry, but this is, as opposed to popular belief, NOT the answer to everything. Duct tape is.

              Josh Davis
              This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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              • S Stefan Bogdan

                As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                Jim Crafton
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                Check that your derivative quantumn flux cables are properly set. That's almost certainly the cause of the problem, as it prevents correct hyper-dimensional flow analysis by the ADU core chips. Also, make sure a steady breeze is blowing.

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                • J josda1000

                  I'm sorry, but this is, as opposed to popular belief, NOT the answer to everything. Duct tape is.

                  Josh Davis
                  This is what plays in my head when I finish projects.

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                  Ian Shlasko
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                  No, duct tape is the SOLUTION, not the ANSWER. 42 answers all questions. Duct tape solves all problems.

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                  • S Stefan Bogdan

                    As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                    Yayozama
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                    "Suddenly, she grabbed both of them and said, "Here! Is this what you had in mind?" " Ummm, still not working :laugh:

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                    • I Ian Shlasko

                      No, duct tape is the SOLUTION, not the ANSWER. 42 answers all questions. Duct tape solves all problems.

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                      josda1000
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                      Uh oh... I think we have a winner. lol

                      Josh Davis
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                      • S Stefan Bogdan

                        As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                        TheyCallMeMrJames
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                        You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

                        They Call me Mister James

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                        • J Jim Crafton

                          Check that your derivative quantumn flux cables are properly set. That's almost certainly the cause of the problem, as it prevents correct hyper-dimensional flow analysis by the ADU core chips. Also, make sure a steady breeze is blowing.

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                          Ian Shlasko
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                          Right, and if that fails, you can reroute flow control through the main deflector and divert the extra quantum flux from the replicators.

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                            Don't get me wrong! I love Codeproject.

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                            Ian Shlasko
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                            Stefan Bogdan wrote:

                            Don't get me wrong! I love Codeproject.

                            *puts away the jumper cables* Damn... Just when it was about to get interesting...

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                              "Suddenly, she grabbed both of them and said, "Here! Is this what you had in mind?" " Ummm, still not working :laugh:

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                              Jim Crafton
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                              No, but 5 for remembering that!!! Excellent response!

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                                Right, and if that fails, you can reroute flow control through the main deflector and divert the extra quantum flux from the replicators.

                                Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
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                                Jim Crafton
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                                Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.

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                                • I Ian Shlasko

                                  No, duct tape is the SOLUTION, not the ANSWER. 42 answers all questions. Duct tape solves all problems.

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                                  Jim Crafton
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                                  That's it! You've convinced me - I'm voting for Duct Tape in 2012!!

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                                    Right, and if that fails, you can reroute flow control through the main deflector and divert the extra quantum flux from the replicators.

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                    Single Step Debugger
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                                    Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.

                                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                    • S Stefan Bogdan

                                      As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                                      HimanshuJoshi
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                                      People failed to mention Liquid Nitrogen! :rolleyes:

                                      Place for Indians to hang out

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                                        Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.

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                                        Ian Shlasko
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                                        LeVar Burton would be proud of you, Jim. :)

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                                          You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

                                          They Call me Mister James

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                                          Single Step Debugger
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                                          If he is the chosen one he needs to prove himself invincible with jumping from this 30 floor building over there. Here, hold him tight and help me dragging him to the ficking rooftop.

                                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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