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  • I Ian Shlasko

    No, duct tape is the SOLUTION, not the ANSWER. 42 answers all questions. Duct tape solves all problems.

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    josda1000
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    Uh oh... I think we have a winner. lol

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    • S Stefan Bogdan

      As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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      TheyCallMeMrJames
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      You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

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      • J Jim Crafton

        Check that your derivative quantumn flux cables are properly set. That's almost certainly the cause of the problem, as it prevents correct hyper-dimensional flow analysis by the ADU core chips. Also, make sure a steady breeze is blowing.

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        Ian Shlasko
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        Right, and if that fails, you can reroute flow control through the main deflector and divert the extra quantum flux from the replicators.

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        • S Stefan Bogdan

          Don't get me wrong! I love Codeproject.

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          Ian Shlasko
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          Stefan Bogdan wrote:

          Don't get me wrong! I love Codeproject.

          *puts away the jumper cables* Damn... Just when it was about to get interesting...

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          • Y Yayozama

            "Suddenly, she grabbed both of them and said, "Here! Is this what you had in mind?" " Ummm, still not working :laugh:

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            Jim Crafton
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            No, but 5 for remembering that!!! Excellent response!

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            • I Ian Shlasko

              Right, and if that fails, you can reroute flow control through the main deflector and divert the extra quantum flux from the replicators.

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              Jim Crafton
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              Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.

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              • I Ian Shlasko

                No, duct tape is the SOLUTION, not the ANSWER. 42 answers all questions. Duct tape solves all problems.

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                Jim Crafton
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                That's it! You've convinced me - I'm voting for Duct Tape in 2012!!

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                • I Ian Shlasko

                  Right, and if that fails, you can reroute flow control through the main deflector and divert the extra quantum flux from the replicators.

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                  Single Step Debugger
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                  Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.

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                  • S Stefan Bogdan

                    As I read through the posts in The Lounge, I sometimes stumble upon a serious question and most of the answers given by members are off topic or plain nonsense. What's up with that? ;P

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                    HimanshuJoshi
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                    People failed to mention Liquid Nitrogen! :rolleyes:

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                      Actually if you're using the Zergonian model ZX-104678A then you can't do that! re-routing the flow will cause a transient temporal vortex, interrupting the bose-einstein condensate flux, and resulting in an inverted feedback loop. Quantum instability at this point will cause abnormal superpositions which prevent the replicators from binding at their E1 junction points. Please take a look at Appendix D, section IV, where it describes how to properly transition between the newer models and the older ZX-10XXXXX series.

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                      Ian Shlasko
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                      LeVar Burton would be proud of you, Jim. :)

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                      • T TheyCallMeMrJames

                        You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-dan armada.

                        They Call me Mister James

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                        Single Step Debugger
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                        If he is the chosen one he needs to prove himself invincible with jumping from this 30 floor building over there. Here, hold him tight and help me dragging him to the ficking rooftop.

                        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          Nah, this not gonna work with the Correlian class heavy frigates’ wrap drives. You will get yourself and your crew stuck in the middle of the wormhole during the hyperspace jump and probably the Captain will have you cleaning the vacuum toilets for the next couple of eons.

                          The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                          Ian Shlasko
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                          Hey, that may have applied "a long, long time ago," but these days we've progressed well beyond that Correlian space-junk. That's like pointing out transistor problems, when those went obsolete as soon as quantum optics were invented!

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                          • H HimanshuJoshi

                            People failed to mention Liquid Nitrogen! :rolleyes:

                            Place for Indians to hang out

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                            Liquid Nitrogen was recently strongly out rated by the Bacon.

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                              People failed to mention Liquid Nitrogen! :rolleyes:

                              Place for Indians to hang out

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                              Ian Shlasko
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                              Duct Tape: "Damn! My arch-nemesis! Time for a hasty (and sticky) retreat!"

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                              • S Single Step Debugger

                                Liquid Nitrogen was recently strongly out rated by the Bacon.

                                The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                HimanshuJoshi
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                                Huh, When? I did not get the memo.

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                                • I Ian Shlasko

                                  Duct Tape: "Damn! My arch-nemesis! Time for a hasty (and sticky) retreat!"

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                                  HimanshuJoshi
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                                  I just[^] realized that apparently bacon is in the race too. We should do a fight between bacon, duct-tape and liquid nitrogen.

                                  Place for Indians to hang out

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                                    Liquid Nitrogen was recently strongly out rated by the Bacon.

                                    The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                    HimanshuJoshi
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                                    But Liquid nitrogen still beats[^] bacon.

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                                    • I Ian Shlasko

                                      Duct Tape: "Damn! My arch-nemesis! Time for a hasty (and sticky) retreat!"

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                                      HimanshuJoshi
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                                      The fight between bacon, liquid nitrogen and duct tape Bacon vs Liquid Nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen Duct tape vs Liquid nitrogen[^] Winner - Liquid Nitrogen So Liquid nitrogen beats both bacon and Duct tape. My vote goes to Liquid Nitrogen.

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                                        Oranges.

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                                        Horned Melon. (http://www.bukisa.com/articles/123328_weirdest-and-unusual-shapes-of-fruits[^])


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                                        • I Ian Shlasko

                                          LeVar Burton would be proud of you, Jim. :)

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          Yes, well it's good to see that 20 years of making up random crazy shit is finally paying off!

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