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    On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]

    "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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    1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

    but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat

    Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close

    Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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      1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

      but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat

      Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close

      Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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      Indeed. :thumbsup:

      "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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        On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]

        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

        check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers.

        You do realise that twats don't read, or care. As my father used to say "Just assume that everyone else on the road is a BF".

        Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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          1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

          check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers.

          You do realise that twats don't read, or care. As my father used to say "Just assume that everyone else on the road is a BF".

          Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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          Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:

          "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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            On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]

            "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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            Sadly sometimes it's idiot season. :sigh:

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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              On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]

              "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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              1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

              that someone was driving like a twat.

              Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:

              Regards, Nish


              My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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                Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:

                "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                i'm geussing something like a twat, maybe worse

                saru mo ki kara ochiru (even monkeys fall from trees) Usualy i'm that monkey. If you want an intelligent answer, Don't ask me. To understand Recursion, you must first understand Recursion.

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                  Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:

                  "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                  1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                  Sorry, what's a "BF" ?

                  Bloody Fool?

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                    1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                    that someone was driving like a twat.

                    Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:

                    Regards, Nish


                    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                    ere on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message

                    Yeah I know what you mean! :sigh:

                    "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                      Sadly sometimes it's idiot season. :sigh:

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                      Yes, mostly everyday on the roads!

                      "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                        1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                        Sorry, what's a "BF" ?

                        Bloody Fool?

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                        Aaaaahhhhhhhh I couldn't come up with a working combination of my usual swear words. :)

                        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                          Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:

                          "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

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                          a bullfheet. And fhtop making fun of people having a little difhability.

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                            1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                            that someone was driving like a twat.

                            Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:

                            Regards, Nish


                            My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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                            Getting dressed maybe? I would think being tangled in clothes is most dangerous, compared to holding something you can drop...

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                              On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]

                              "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                              modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM

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                              Leaving a gap on the M25, that's unheard of.... Number of times I've been cut up by some cock because I've left stopping distance!!!! If you leave more than 6 inches some idiot will try to put an articulated lorry in there.... Glad I don't drive it anymore....

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                                1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                                but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat

                                Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close

                                Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                                Norm .net wrote:

                                1.21 Gigawatts wrote: but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close

                                Driving while on a cellular phone

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                                  Sadly sometimes it's idiot season. :sigh:

                                  Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                  Trollslayer wrote:

                                  Sadly sometimes it's idiot season

                                  That means we can shoot them, right?

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                                    1.21 Gigawatts wrote:

                                    that someone was driving like a twat.

                                    Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:

                                    Regards, Nish


                                    My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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                                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                    most likely were on the phone

                                    Nishant Sivakumar wrote:

                                    or sending a text message

                                    And that's bad enough when you're trying to shop in a super market, silly fuckwits, texting whilst pushing the trolley. Once silly cow yesterday had dropped a bag of coins inside the supermarket entrance and had one hand trying to pick them up and the other hand on which the phone pressed to her ear and people where frantically trying to avoid her. Believe me I felt like shoving my trolley firmly up her backside.

                                    Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                                      Norm .net wrote:

                                      1.21 Gigawatts wrote: but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close

                                      Driving while on a cellular phone

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                                      kevinnicol wrote:

                                      Driving while on a cellular phone

                                      = Twat :)

                                      Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                                        On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]

                                        "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair

                                        modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM

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                                        I'd wager a bloody phone was involved by at least 1 person. :sigh:

                                        I need an app that will automatically deliver a new BBBBBBBBaBB (beautiful blonde bimbo brandishing bountiful bobbing bare breasts and bodacious butt) every day. John Simmons / outlaw programmer

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                                          Leaving a gap on the M25, that's unheard of.... Number of times I've been cut up by some cock because I've left stopping distance!!!! If you leave more than 6 inches some idiot will try to put an articulated lorry in there.... Glad I don't drive it anymore....

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                                          Only a fool breaks the two second rule. Now where's that :smug: emoticon.

                                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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