Glad it wasn't me.. [modified]
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On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM
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On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM
1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
that someone was driving like a twat.
Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:
Regards, Nish
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
that someone was driving like a twat.
Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:
Regards, Nish
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
ere on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message
Yeah I know what you mean! :sigh:
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Sadly sometimes it's idiot season. :sigh:
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Yes, mostly everyday on the roads!
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Aaaaahhhhhhhh I couldn't come up with a working combination of my usual swear words. :)
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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Sorry, what's a "BF" ? :confused:
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
that someone was driving like a twat.
Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:
Regards, Nish
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Getting dressed maybe? I would think being tangled in clothes is most dangerous, compared to holding something you can drop...
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On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM
Leaving a gap on the M25, that's unheard of.... Number of times I've been cut up by some cock because I've left stopping distance!!!! If you leave more than 6 inches some idiot will try to put an articulated lorry in there.... Glad I don't drive it anymore....
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat
Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close
Norm .net wrote:
1.21 Gigawatts wrote: but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close
Driving while on a cellular phone
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Sadly sometimes it's idiot season. :sigh:
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
that someone was driving like a twat.
Possible, and most likely were on the phone or putting on make-up or sending a text message - each of which is as bad as DUI. :sigh:
Regards, Nish
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
most likely were on the phone
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
or sending a text message
And that's bad enough when you're trying to shop in a super market, silly fuckwits, texting whilst pushing the trolley. Once silly cow yesterday had dropped a bag of coins inside the supermarket entrance and had one hand trying to pick them up and the other hand on which the phone pressed to her ear and people where frantically trying to avoid her. Believe me I felt like shoving my trolley firmly up her backside.
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Norm .net wrote:
1.21 Gigawatts wrote: but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat Driving like a twat Driving too fast Driving too close
Driving while on a cellular phone
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Leaving a gap on the M25, that's unheard of.... Number of times I've been cut up by some cock because I've left stopping distance!!!! If you leave more than 6 inches some idiot will try to put an articulated lorry in there.... Glad I don't drive it anymore....
Only a fool breaks the two second rule. Now where's that :smug: emoticon.
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On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
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I'd wager a bloody phone was involved by at least 1 person. :sigh:
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On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM
Unfortunately that's what happens when you put unsuitable people (i.e. most of us) in charge of a vehicle. I can't see any viable solution to that other than to remove the human element altogether.
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Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
most likely were on the phone
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
or sending a text message
And that's bad enough when you're trying to shop in a super market, silly fuckwits, texting whilst pushing the trolley. Once silly cow yesterday had dropped a bag of coins inside the supermarket entrance and had one hand trying to pick them up and the other hand on which the phone pressed to her ear and people where frantically trying to avoid her. Believe me I felt like shoving my trolley firmly up her backside.
Norm .net wrote:
Believe me I felt like shoving my trolley firmly up her backside.
:laugh:
Regards, Nish
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On my way into work this morning I passed an accident on the other side of the M25, involving 3-4 cars. I read on the news that one person is dead and another is fighting for life - the motorway is still closed and the accident happened at 5:40am. I have no idea what caused the accident but I'll wager money on the fact that someone was driving like a twat. If you're driving on the motorways, for pittys sakes, check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers. Otherwise it might be me who you crash into - and I don't feel like dieing anytime soon. :| [EDIT] The interweb says it's now re-opened, so I'm off. If I don't show up here again, then a suicidal numpty probably got me. Toodle-ooooo! [/EDIT]
"Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick." ~ Garth Algar "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." ~ Paul Neal "Red" Adair
modified on Friday, October 15, 2010 8:33 AM
To be fair, it's a rare day that the M25 allows you to go beyond 2 miles per year.
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1.21 Gigawatts wrote:
check your speed, keep a gap, use your mirrors and be courteous to other drivers.
You do realise that twats don't read, or care. As my father used to say "Just assume that everyone else on the road is a BF".
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Now, what could a BF be? a BullFighter? a BananaFarmer? a BeanFrier? a BetaFersion?
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