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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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    Keith Barrow
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    Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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    • J Joan M

      You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

      [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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      Lost User
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      First define what constitutes an illness and what not, then.

      A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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      • J Joan M

        You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

        [www.tamelectromecanica.com] Robots, CNC and PLC machines for grinding and polishing.

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        Keith Barrow
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        I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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        • L LittleYellowBird

          Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

          Ali

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          CPallini
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          If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)

          If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
          This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
          [My articles]

          In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          • K Keith Barrow

            Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

            Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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            leppie
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            Keith Barrow wrote:

            Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

            How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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            • E Electron Shepherd

              Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

              Server and Network Monitoring

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              Dalek Dave
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              Tick VG. But do you know how hard it is to do the buttons on a silk shirt with one hand whilst sitting in an electric wheelchair!

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              • K Keith Barrow

                I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

                Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Keith Barrow wrote:

                I think Nagy would disagree

                I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Love?[^]

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • L LittleYellowBird

                    Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

                    Ali

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Alison P wrote:

                    reaallly

                    Still not sober enough to spell...


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Keith Barrow wrote:

                      I think Nagy would disagree

                      I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      It's your fault, if you used a proper name instead of a Hungarian Technonym!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      • I i i i

                        What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                        SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                          Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            NormDroid
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                            Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

                            Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                              Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

                              Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                Keith Barrow wrote:

                                Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                                How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

                                xacc.ide
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                                ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x))) The Scheme Programming Language – Fourth Edition

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                                Lost User
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                                "Rocketman...."

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                • I i i i

                                  What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                  SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                  swjam
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                                  Whenever I'm alone with you
                                  You make me feel like I am home again
                                  Whenever I'm alone with you
                                  You make me feel like I am whole again
                                  Whenever I'm alone with you

                                  ...comes to mind

                                  ---------------------------------------------------------- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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                                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                                    Alison P wrote:

                                    reaallly

                                    Still not sober enough to spell...


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                    LittleYellowBird
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                                    :~ Hey don't tell anyone, I think I've nearly got away with it! :)

                                    Ali

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                                    • I i i i

                                      What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                      SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                      Pete OHanlon
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                                      Marriage.

                                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        Keith Barrow
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                                        At least we don't have any course* language in this thread, otherwise the hamsters would need to lick[^] us into shape. * OK the spelling is wrong.

                                        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Marriage.

                                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I thought that was the cure for experimental sex?

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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