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  • J Joan M

    You can't cure what it's not an illness... I guess time is the only thing that will help...

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    Keith Barrow
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    I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

    Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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    • L LittleYellowBird

      Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

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      CPallini
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      If you are an electron then love really shines with positrons, you know, that kind of LOVE that eventually annihilate yourself. :)

      If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
      This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
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      In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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      • K Keith Barrow

        Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

        Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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        leppie
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        Keith Barrow wrote:

        Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

        How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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        • E Electron Shepherd

          Well, it's a flower[^] vs Davros' older brother[^] No contest, really...

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          Dalek Dave
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          Tick VG. But do you know how hard it is to do the buttons on a silk shirt with one hand whilst sitting in an electric wheelchair!

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Use an oak smoke cure. Some people may suggest an old fashioned salt cure, but I find it too harsh and it hides the sweetness of the love.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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            Dalek Dave
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            Love?[^]

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            • K Keith Barrow

              I think Nagy [^]would disagree. :-)

              Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Keith Barrow wrote:

              I think Nagy would disagree

              I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                Not unless you are an electron .... then you probably find protons reaallly attractive! ;)

                Ali

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Alison P wrote:

                reaallly

                Still not sober enough to spell...


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Keith Barrow wrote:

                  I think Nagy would disagree

                  I think Vilmos will give you clip round the lug ol! :-D


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  It's your fault, if you used a proper name instead of a Hungarian Technonym!

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                  • I i i i

                    What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                    SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      Jump straight back on the horse, so to speak...

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      But only if you are in a Stable condition.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        But only if you are in a Stable condition.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        NormDroid
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                        Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

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                        • N NormDroid

                          Hay there's no need for talk like that, what of the house has already bolted.

                          Software Kinetics - Moving Software

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Keith Barrow wrote:

                            Recipie: Take a 2 liter bottle Coke and a 4 Cloves. Boil the coke with the cloves until it becomes a syrup. Use the above to baste gammon and bake. Delicious, unbeleivably.

                            How about a diet Coke, and some Mentos, strapped to your nostrils? ;P

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                            Lost User
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                            "Rocketman...."

                            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                            • I i i i

                              What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                              SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                              swjam
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                              Whenever I'm alone with you
                              You make me feel like I am home again
                              Whenever I'm alone with you
                              You make me feel like I am whole again
                              Whenever I'm alone with you

                              ...comes to mind

                              ---------------------------------------------------------- Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

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                              • N Nagy Vilmos

                                Alison P wrote:

                                reaallly

                                Still not sober enough to spell...


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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                                LittleYellowBird
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                                :~ Hey don't tell anyone, I think I've nearly got away with it! :)

                                Ali

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                                  There are always Hurdles in the way, but is the Mane point of my post.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  Keith Barrow
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                                  At least we don't have any course* language in this thread, otherwise the hamsters would need to lick[^] us into shape. * OK the spelling is wrong.

                                  Sort of a cross between Lawrence of Arabia and Dilbert.[^]

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                                  • I i i i

                                    What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                    SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                    Pete OHanlon
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                                    Marriage.

                                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                    • P Pete OHanlon

                                      Marriage.

                                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                      Dalek Dave
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                                      I thought that was the cure for experimental sex?

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        I thought that was the cure for experimental sex?

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        No. The chemical cure for that is wedding cake.

                                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                                        • I i i i

                                          What is the cure for LOVE in a programmers Life :sigh:

                                          SOFTDEV Luck in life always exists in the form of an abstract class that cannot be instantiated directly and needs to be inherited by hard work and dedication.

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                                          Smithers Jones
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                                          Drink? And then some more drink.

                                          "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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