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  • D Dalek Dave

    And old!

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Michael Schubert
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    and lame

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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      and lame

      Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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      Dalek Dave
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      So not what could be descibed as a success then!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      • M Michael Schubert

        thatraja wrote:

        Should be posted in Soapbox

        Why? Because it's boring?

        Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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        thatraja
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        Michael Schubert wrote:

        Why?

        Lounge rating, I can see @ Soapbox

        Michael Schubert wrote:

        Because it's boring?

        No

        thatraja |Chennai|India|


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        Do what you want quickly because the Doomsday on 2012 :-)

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        • D Dalek Dave

          So not what could be descibed as a success then!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          Michael Schubert
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          You really like having the last word, don't you Dave? ;P

          Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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            You really like having the last word, don't you Dave? ;P

            Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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            Lost User
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            and lame

            MVC

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            • T thatraja

              Michael Schubert wrote:

              Why?

              Lounge rating, I can see @ Soapbox

              Michael Schubert wrote:

              Because it's boring?

              No

              thatraja |Chennai|India|


              Tips/Tricks|Brainbench certifications

              Do what you want quickly because the Doomsday on 2012 :-)

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              Michael Schubert
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              thatraja wrote:

              Lounge rating, I can see @ Soapbox

              :confused::confused:

              Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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              • I Ian Write

                When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. Virginity can be cured. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the hole, and she was happy with the thing. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed' many men still sleep with their wives.

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                hahaha :)

                MVC

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                • M Michael Schubert

                  You really like having the last word, don't you Dave? ;P

                  Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  I find myself unable to answer that! :)

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Or in a forum that is designed for humourless gags?

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Ah - this one?[^] Or This one?[^]

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      hahaha :)

                      MVC

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                      I take it you are either very young, or very easily pleased?

                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Or in a forum that is designed for humourless gags?

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        ...fit for only 12 year olds who find penis jokes very ammusing.

                        Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Ah - this one?[^] Or This one?[^]

                          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                          Michael Schubert
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                          Check out the latest topic on GIT. The Alphabet thingie.

                          Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                            Check out the latest topic on GIT. The Alphabet thingie.

                            Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            The Dehli Branch of Jongleurs must be a hoot.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              The Dehli Branch of Jongleurs must be a hoot.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Michael Schubert
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                              :-D :-D

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                I find myself unable to answer that! :)

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                fjdiewornncalwe
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                                That's a pretty limp response.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  I take it you are either very young, or very easily pleased?

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                  fjdiewornncalwe
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                                  ... or the prototypical computer geek ...

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                                  • F fjdiewornncalwe

                                    ... or the prototypical computer geek ...

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                                    monkeys all round. your a winner ding ding.

                                    MVC

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