I'm bored...
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Here's my 1 vote joke for the day. Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what he'd like to eat. “Ill have some fuckin French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I dont know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely dont want the fuckin French toast.”
Just do it!
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Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.
..Go Green..
Pete is indicating my desperation to reach the 100K rep points, he is a sod! (Not really, but he has pinned me down quite well actually! :) )
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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That was older than Methusalem, but I'm so friggin bored that I won't univote it - Have a 5 instead... ;)
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I would suggest GIT regular members to ask you about your mood before they post jokes here. :rolleyes:
..Go Green..
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Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)
Ali
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Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)
Ali
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Johnny J. wrote:
otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...
Ah NO, don't. There is already some unfunny, rotten potatoes stuff going on there. :sigh:
..Go Green..
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Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad. I don't think they actually do that IRL, but if my school had done something stupid like that I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.
harold aptroot wrote:
I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.
I have never heard that euphemism before.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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harold aptroot wrote:
I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.
I have never heard that euphemism before.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Pete is indicating my desperation to reach the 100K rep points, he is a sod! (Not really, but he has pinned me down quite well actually! :) )
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
he is a sod!
:laugh: "Guilty as charged, yer honour."
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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harold aptroot wrote:
I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.
I have never heard that euphemism before.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
I have never heard that euphemism before.
Me neither, but I'll keep it for future reference.
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad. I don't think they actually do that IRL, but if my school had done something stupid like that I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.
harold aptroot wrote:
Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad.
Anyone else have the impression that the GIT is like Alice in Wonderland (compared to the Lounge which is more like Pulp Fiction)?
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.
..Go Green..
Ankurm/ wrote:
His authority points are higher than mine (at least).
You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)
Ali
Alison P wrote:
Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!
What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ankurm/ wrote:
His authority points are higher than mine (at least).
You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
:laugh:
Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx
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Ankurm/ wrote:
His authority points are higher than mine (at least).
You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!