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  • P Pete OHanlon

    Here's a joke - DD will spend his next 200 messages helping people out in the technical forums. :rolleyes:

    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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    Ankur m
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    Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.

    ..Go Green..

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    • J Johnny J

      That was older than Methusalem, but I'm so friggin bored that I won't univote it - Have a 5 instead... ;)

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      Ankur m
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      I would suggest GIT regular members to ask you about your mood before they post jokes here. :rolleyes:

      ..Go Green..

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      • A Ankur m

        Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.

        ..Go Green..

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        Dalek Dave
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        Pete is indicating my desperation to reach the 100K rep points, he is a sod! (Not really, but he has pinned me down quite well actually! :) )

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • A Ankur m

          I would suggest GIT regular members to ask you about your mood before they post jokes here. :rolleyes:

          ..Go Green..

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          Johnny J
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          Not mood, but degree of boredom! :)

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          • J Johnny J

            Somebody write something funny quick, otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

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            LittleYellowBird
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            Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)

            Ali

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            • L LittleYellowBird

              Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)

              Ali

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              Johnny J
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              Ouch :-D

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              • A Ankur m

                Johnny J. wrote:

                otherwise I will be forced to go to GIT...

                Ah NO, don't. There is already some unfunny, rotten potatoes stuff going on there. :sigh:

                ..Go Green..

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                Lost User
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                Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad. I don't think they actually do that IRL, but if my school had done something stupid like that I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

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                  Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad. I don't think they actually do that IRL, but if my school had done something stupid like that I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  harold aptroot wrote:

                  I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

                  I have never heard that euphemism before.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    harold aptroot wrote:

                    I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

                    I have never heard that euphemism before.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Lost User
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                    What did you call it?

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Pete is indicating my desperation to reach the 100K rep points, he is a sod! (Not really, but he has pinned me down quite well actually! :) )

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      he is a sod!

                      :laugh: "Guilty as charged, yer honour."

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • J Johnny J

                        Not mood, but degree of boredom! :)

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                        Ankur m
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                        Okay... okay. :)

                        ..Go Green..

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                          harold aptroot wrote:

                          I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

                          I have never heard that euphemism before.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Michael Schubert
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          I have never heard that euphemism before.

                          Me neither, but I'll keep it for future reference.

                          Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                          • L Lost User

                            Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad. I don't think they actually do that IRL, but if my school had done something stupid like that I would have given them an upperdecker in the staff toilet.

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                            Michael Schubert
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                            harold aptroot wrote:

                            Yea.. I saw that.. that was bad.

                            Anyone else have the impression that the GIT is like Alice in Wonderland (compared to the Lounge which is more like Pulp Fiction)?

                            Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                            • A Ankur m

                              Was that really a joke? His authority points are higher than mine. ;P :-D For those who think it's a 'banana' reply, I am a regular poster in technical forums for quite sometime now and post answers more than DD.

                              ..Go Green..

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Ankurm/ wrote:

                              His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                              You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • L LittleYellowBird

                                Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar! .... all the drinks are enriched with iron and other nutrients! ;)

                                Ali

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Alison P wrote:

                                Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

                                What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Ankurm/ wrote:

                                  His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                                  You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Michael Schubert
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                                  :laugh:

                                  Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    Ankurm/ wrote:

                                    His authority points are higher than mine (at least).

                                    You get five points for typing "banana" as a reply to a question.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    Ankur m
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                                    You won't find the humor in my post as you rarely (or probably don't) visit technical forums. :^)

                                    ..Go Green..

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                                    • M Mark_Wallace

                                      Alison P wrote:

                                      Man walks into a bar - it was an iron bar!

                                      What a terrible delivery! If Tommy Cooper were alive today, he'd be rolling over in his grave!

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      LittleYellowBird
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                                      (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

                                      Ali

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                                      • L LittleYellowBird

                                        (I am going to get 1'ed for this but who cares! :rolleyes: ) An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! ;)

                                        Ali

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                                        Johnny J
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                                        Alison P wrote:

                                        An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

                                        An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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                                          Alison P wrote:

                                          An a arial font walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here!

                                          An integer walks into a bar and the bartender says ... sorry, we don't serve your type here! Works better for programmers... :)

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          :laugh: I like it better than mine!

                                          Ali

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