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  • L Lost User

    Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

    modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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    Michael Schubert
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    PompeyBoy3 wrote:

    Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

    Really? You didn't know that before?

    Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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    • N Nish Nishant

      PompeyBoy3 wrote:

      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

      Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

      Regards, Nish


      My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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      Lost User
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      How dare you come to my thread and post something funnier than the original post!

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      • N Nish Nishant

        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

        Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

        Regards, Nish


        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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        Lost User
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        Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge. Actually I think my maths was out, perhaps not that high ranking.

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          Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge. Actually I think my maths was out, perhaps not that high ranking.

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          Nish Nishant
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          PompeyBoy3 wrote:

          Downvoted? And judging by the size of the dent a high-ranking member with no sense of humour, or a grudge.

          Yeah, we are both getting down-voted. Someone's pissed off because our jokes hit too close to home ;) Hopefully by down voting our posts, he will have regained some of his confidence and will to live. :-D

          Regards, Nish


          My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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          • L Lost User

            Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

            modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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            fjdiewornncalwe
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            Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              Stack Overflow at Line 30 :((

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              Dalek Dave
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              Hardware Problem?

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                Hardware Problem?

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                Michael Schubert
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Hardware Problem?

                Probably some interface incompatibility.

                Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                • L Lost User

                  Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                  modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                  Henry Minute
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                  And she said "Stop doing that! You're just like the milkman."

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Hardware Problem?

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                    fjdiewornncalwe
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                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                    Hardware Problem?

                    :sigh:

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    • L Lost User

                      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                      modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                      Chris Meech
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                      Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

                      Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                      • L Lost User

                        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                        modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                        Soulus83
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                        Very valid, and if the hardware is compatible, you can resume on a background thread!!! ever heard of callbacks? :-\

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                          Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

                          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                          Maximilien
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                          priority queue ? circular queue ?

                          Watched code never compiles.

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                          • L Lost User

                            Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                            modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                            Maximilien
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                            don't forget the anti-virus, unless you want to spawn a child process.

                            Watched code never compiles.

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                            • L Lost User

                              Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                              modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                              Lost User
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                              What did the guy filming think?

                              Morality is indistinguishable from social proscription

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                              • L Lost User

                                Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                                fjdiewornncalwe
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                                PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                                I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                  Hardware Problem?

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                                  Ian Shlasko
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                                  PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between... Err.. Ok, PEBVAP? PEBCAP? So many choices...

                                  Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                  Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                  • F fjdiewornncalwe

                                    PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                    Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                    Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                    Ian Shlasko
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                                    Actress*: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-- Err.... Line?" Director: "Ugh... CUT!" * I use the term VERY loosely

                                    Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
                                    Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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                                    • M Michael Schubert

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      Hardware Problem?

                                      Probably some interface incompatibility.

                                      Go and never darken my towels again - Groucho Marx

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                                      Jim Crafton
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                                      Missing dongle...

                                      ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                      • N Nish Nishant

                                        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                        Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

                                        Regards, Nish


                                        My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com Code Project Forums : New Posts Monitor This application monitors for new posts in the Code Project forums.

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                                        Jim Crafton
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                                        Well at least that's better than wondering out loud why the buffering seems to have timed out!

                                        ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                                          modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                                          I had sex in a library yesterday. I say library, my wife was reading and kept saying shush.

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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