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  • D Dalek Dave

    Hardware Problem?

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    Michael Schubert
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    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Hardware Problem?

    Probably some interface incompatibility.

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Hardware Problem?

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      fjdiewornncalwe
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Hardware Problem?

      :sigh:

      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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      • L Lost User

        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

        modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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        Chris Meech
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        Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

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        • L Lost User

          Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

          modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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          Soulus83
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          Very valid, and if the hardware is compatible, you can resume on a background thread!!! ever heard of callbacks? :-\

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          • C Chris Meech

            Wait till you try double-buffering. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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            Maximilien
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            priority queue ? circular queue ?

            Watched code never compiles.

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            • L Lost User

              Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

              modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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              Maximilien
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              don't forget the anti-virus, unless you want to spawn a child process.

              Watched code never compiles.

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              • L Lost User

                Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                Lost User
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                What did the guy filming think?

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                • L Lost User

                  Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                  modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                  fjdiewornncalwe
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                  PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                  Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                  Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Hardware Problem?

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                    Ian Shlasko
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                    PEBKAC... Problem Exists Between... Err.. Ok, PEBVAP? PEBCAP? So many choices...

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                    • F fjdiewornncalwe

                      PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                      Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                      Just reread this and was thinking... What kind of porn are you watching where someone pauses??? :doh:

                      I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      Ian Shlasko
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                      Actress*: "Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh-- Err.... Line?" Director: "Ugh... CUT!" * I use the term VERY loosely

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                      • N Nish Nishant

                        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                        Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                        Did she say, "I hate it when the buffering takes longer than the entire video" ;P

                        Regards, Nish


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                        Jim Crafton
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                        Well at least that's better than wondering out loud why the buffering seems to have timed out!

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                        • M Michael Schubert

                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Hardware Problem?

                          Probably some interface incompatibility.

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          Missing dongle...

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                          • L Lost User

                            Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                            modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                            Lost User
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                            I had sex in a library yesterday. I say library, my wife was reading and kept saying shush.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            • L Lost User

                              Tried a new thing with the missus last night that I learned from watching porn. You pause mid-stroke for 30 seconds, apparently its called 'Buffering'.

                              modified on Thursday, October 21, 2010 1:14 PM

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                              I had sex with a football manager last night. I say football manager, part way through my wife complained about a lack of penetration before pulling me off. I hit the showers whilst she employed a substitute in the hole.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                priority queue ? circular queue ?

                                Watched code never compiles.

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                                _Damian S_
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                                far queue!!

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