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  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

    I have a vague memory that Marc Clifton did work in that direction. Probably like most things - less exciting when you're doing it that you'd expect. Sigh, another breast... Iain.

    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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    Marc Clifton
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    Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:

    I have a vague memory that Marc Clifton did work in that direction. Probably like most things - less exciting when you're doing it that you'd expect.

    Actually, rather exciting. The people in the industry (we're talking clubs, not movie production) are cool and the technical challenges for managing all that cash are at times daunting, and since I also have a passion for hardware, I've really enjoyed working with my client on the technical aspects of the hardware (things like bill acceptors, iButton readers, alarm/display modules, low level TCP/IP communication, assembly language, etc.) Marc

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      Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

      Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?

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      Marc Clifton
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      I'm pretty much doing it, quite frankly. Working with really really smart people for a cool company that manufactures communication satellites, and I'm helping to write the software for designing/constructing the satellites. :) Marc

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        Iain Clarke, Warrior Programmer wrote:

        I have a vague memory that Marc Clifton did work in that direction. Probably like most things - less exciting when you're doing it that you'd expect.

        Actually, rather exciting. The people in the industry (we're talking clubs, not movie production) are cool and the technical challenges for managing all that cash are at times daunting, and since I also have a passion for hardware, I've really enjoyed working with my client on the technical aspects of the hardware (things like bill acceptors, iButton readers, alarm/display modules, low level TCP/IP communication, assembly language, etc.) Marc

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        Pete OHanlon
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        Technical cool - 10 out of 10. Titillation - 0 out of 10.

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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        • A aptbid2002

          Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

          Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?

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          Pete OHanlon
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          Fun potential jobs: Body oiler for Salma Hayek. Quality tester at a distillery. Top Gear presenter. Real jobs: Father - that's the best job I've ever had.

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Technical cool - 10 out of 10. Titillation - 0 out of 10.

            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            R Giskard Reventlov
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            Cut a long story sideways I once saw a porn film being made (don't ask). I left very quickly - not nice and not at all titillating, quite the opposite, actually.

            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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              Fun potential jobs: Body oiler for Salma Hayek. Quality tester at a distillery. Top Gear presenter. Real jobs: Father - that's the best job I've ever had.

              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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              Jorgen Andersson
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              Agree on all points but one.

              Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

              Top Gear presenter.

              The Stig!

              "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                Agree on all points but one.

                Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                Top Gear presenter.

                The Stig!

                "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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                Pete OHanlon
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                He doesn't get to take the cars home, and his salary is a lot less. Plus, the presenters driving skills don't have to be as top notch.

                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                • A aptbid2002

                  Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

                  Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?

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                  Chris Meech
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                  When I retire, I plan to go back to work at a hardware store. I may only be a door greeter and a shelf stocker, but everyday I will get to meet new people, and talk to them face-to-face, and help them find the tools and accessories that let them get their jobs done. I'm sure that there will be the odd customer that will make me want to take a hammer to their head, but I promise to show great restraint. Why a hardware store? Well ever since I was a little guy, I've been building things all my life. So when I retire, it will be time to give some of that experience back to others. :)

                  Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]

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                  • P Pete OHanlon

                    He doesn't get to take the cars home, and his salary is a lot less. Plus, the presenters driving skills don't have to be as top notch.

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    Jorgen Andersson
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                    point taken :sigh:

                    "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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                    • A aptbid2002

                      Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

                      Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?

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                      Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                      Porn seems like it would be hard. Besides there is the ethical dilemma. Personally, I would like to get paid to solve problems in computer science. Unfortunately, I am lacking in ear and nose hair and do not have a philosophy degree.

                      Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                      • A aptbid2002

                        Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!

                        Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?

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                        Not Active
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                        Been there. Not as exciting as you seem to hope. Development is development, everywhere you go there are arseholes and penises


                        I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                          Cut a long story sideways I once saw a porn film being made (don't ask). I left very quickly - not nice and not at all titillating, quite the opposite, actually.

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                          GenJerDan
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                          Well, they always say not to look at sausages. Or something like that.

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                          • E Ennis Ray Lynch Jr

                            Porn seems like it would be hard. Besides there is the ethical dilemma. Personally, I would like to get paid to solve problems in computer science. Unfortunately, I am lacking in ear and nose hair and do not have a philosophy degree.

                            Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost

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                            Pete OHanlon
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                            Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:

                            Porn seems like it would be hard.

                            I guess that's the general idea. :rolleyes:

                            I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                            • P Pete OHanlon

                              He doesn't get to take the cars home, and his salary is a lot less. Plus, the presenters driving skills don't have to be as top notch.

                              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              Lost User
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                              And they sacked him, so now he just walks around telling anyone who will listen "I used to be the Stig".

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                Been there. Not as exciting as you seem to hope. Development is development, everywhere you go there are arseholes and penises


                                I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt

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                                Paul Watson
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                                What, no cunts? (This is the Soapbox right?)

                                cheers, Paul M. Watson.

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  Technical cool - 10 out of 10. Titillation - 0 out of 10.

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  Marc Clifton
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                                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                  Titillation - 0 out of 10.

                                  Well, some things I leave to your imagination. ;) Marc

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                                  • I Iain Clarke Warrior Programmer

                                    I have a vague memory that Marc Clifton did work in that direction. Probably like most things - less exciting when you're doing it that you'd expect. Sigh, another breast... Iain.

                                    I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I heard Marc was a fluffer, but I may be wrong.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      I heard Marc was a fluffer, but I may be wrong.

                                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                      Single Step Debugger
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                                      The best fluffer is $5000 bill.

                                      The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                      • M Marc Clifton

                                        I'm pretty much doing it, quite frankly. Working with really really smart people for a cool company that manufactures communication satellites, and I'm helping to write the software for designing/constructing the satellites. :) Marc

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                                        Single Step Debugger
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                                        I’m full with envoy like a nun on a bachelor party. :-D

                                        The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                                        • P Pete OHanlon

                                          Fun potential jobs: Body oiler for Salma Hayek. Quality tester at a distillery. Top Gear presenter. Real jobs: Father - that's the best job I've ever had.

                                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                          Father - that's the best job I've ever had.

                                          My 'being a Daddy' is better than yours! The girls call me Daddyka. Daddy - obviously - with the Hungarian diminuative suffix. You would be Petika Bacsi; but I won't tell anyone.


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H

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