What's your ultimate job, besides working for CodeProject
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Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!
Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?
Fun potential jobs: Body oiler for Salma Hayek. Quality tester at a distillery. Top Gear presenter. Real jobs: Father - that's the best job I've ever had.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Technical cool - 10 out of 10. Titillation - 0 out of 10.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Cut a long story sideways I once saw a porn film being made (don't ask). I left very quickly - not nice and not at all titillating, quite the opposite, actually.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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Fun potential jobs: Body oiler for Salma Hayek. Quality tester at a distillery. Top Gear presenter. Real jobs: Father - that's the best job I've ever had.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Agree on all points but one.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Top Gear presenter.
The Stig!
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
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Agree on all points but one.
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Top Gear presenter.
The Stig!
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
He doesn't get to take the cars home, and his salary is a lot less. Plus, the presenters driving skills don't have to be as top notch.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!
Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?
When I retire, I plan to go back to work at a hardware store. I may only be a door greeter and a shelf stocker, but everyday I will get to meet new people, and talk to them face-to-face, and help them find the tools and accessories that let them get their jobs done. I'm sure that there will be the odd customer that will make me want to take a hammer to their head, but I promise to show great restraint. Why a hardware store? Well ever since I was a little guy, I've been building things all my life. So when I retire, it will be time to give some of that experience back to others. :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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He doesn't get to take the cars home, and his salary is a lot less. Plus, the presenters driving skills don't have to be as top notch.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
point taken :sigh:
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
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Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!
Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?
Porn seems like it would be hard. Besides there is the ethical dilemma. Personally, I would like to get paid to solve problems in computer science. Unfortunately, I am lacking in ear and nose hair and do not have a philosophy degree.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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Mine would be working as a web developer for a porn site. :laugh: Yeah baby, YEAH!!!
Is the glass half full, half empty... or twice as large as it needs to be?
Been there. Not as exciting as you seem to hope. Development is development, everywhere you go there are arseholes and penises
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
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Porn seems like it would be hard. Besides there is the ethical dilemma. Personally, I would like to get paid to solve problems in computer science. Unfortunately, I am lacking in ear and nose hair and do not have a philosophy degree.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
Ennis Ray Lynch, Jr. wrote:
Porn seems like it would be hard.
I guess that's the general idea. :rolleyes:
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Cut a long story sideways I once saw a porn film being made (don't ask). I left very quickly - not nice and not at all titillating, quite the opposite, actually.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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He doesn't get to take the cars home, and his salary is a lot less. Plus, the presenters driving skills don't have to be as top notch.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Been there. Not as exciting as you seem to hope. Development is development, everywhere you go there are arseholes and penises
I know the language. I've read a book. - _Madmatt
What, no cunts? (This is the Soapbox right?)
cheers, Paul M. Watson.
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Technical cool - 10 out of 10. Titillation - 0 out of 10.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Titillation - 0 out of 10.
Well, some things I leave to your imagination. ;) Marc
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I have a vague memory that Marc Clifton did work in that direction. Probably like most things - less exciting when you're doing it that you'd expect. Sigh, another breast... Iain.
I am one of "those foreigners coming over here and stealing our jobs". Yay me!
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The best fluffer is $5000 bill.
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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I'm pretty much doing it, quite frankly. Working with really really smart people for a cool company that manufactures communication satellites, and I'm helping to write the software for designing/constructing the satellites. :) Marc
I’m full with envoy like a nun on a bachelor party. :-D
The narrow specialist in the broad sense of the word is a complete idiot in the narrow sense of the word. Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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Fun potential jobs: Body oiler for Salma Hayek. Quality tester at a distillery. Top Gear presenter. Real jobs: Father - that's the best job I've ever had.
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Father - that's the best job I've ever had.
My 'being a Daddy' is better than yours! The girls call me Daddyka. Daddy - obviously - with the Hungarian diminuative suffix. You would be Petika Bacsi; but I won't tell anyone.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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And they sacked him, so now he just walks around telling anyone who will listen "I used to be the Stig".
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
No! I used to be The Stig!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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No! I used to be The Stig!
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Stig of the Dump maybe ;P
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Oh, you've seen my flat then?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”