Once upon a time in IT
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Take the blue pill.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
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Take the blue pill.
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
Is your wife that unsatisfied?
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
The ending was pretty predictable, even for a spaghetti(code) western. You gotta learn how to tell a story - you know, add some sauce, or your audience will pasta you by without so much as a garnish of attention.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
The ending was pretty predictable, even for a spaghetti(code) western. You gotta learn how to tell a story - you know, add some sauce, or your audience will pasta you by without so much as a garnish of attention.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001 -
Is your wife that unsatisfied?
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. I also do Android Programming as I find it a refreshing break from the MS. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost
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Udon a pun? You done a pun!
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
I dunno' know. I think The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly[^] was much better. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
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Let me know when you're worked through that one. ;)
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
And the claws come out, Meowww! C'mon you can do better than that!! :rolleyes:
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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I dunno' know. I think The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly[^] was much better. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
The Silverlight, The Flash, and the HTML. :)
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
HTML 5 - the Barrack Obama of 2010! [edit]Note to Obama-is-Stalin-republicans: above phrase was specifically designed to make no sense to you.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
Rutvik Dave wrote:
and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ?
And I'm like why the use of like?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Rutvik Dave wrote:
and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ?
And I'm like why the use of like?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
You no like?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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Let me know when you're worked through that one. ;)
Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]
Hey this is the 21st century, there's nothing wrong with what he said I've never heard you mention a "husband" so it's up in the air. ;)
“If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
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Rutvik Dave wrote:
and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ?
And I'm like why the use of like?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
I didn't even noticed that, but in US people use 'like' quite a bit... I was like... and He was like... so I also pick up that... :)
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
sequel The stranger is only wounded, and is rushed to the local bar for an emergency operation when, miraculously, Dr. McCoy, through a freak time warp during transportation, materializes briefly. I'm a doctor, dammit, not an alcoholic! Bones saves the stranger's life, who returns to the town under the pseudonym "goldenrod", where he is mistaken as the gay lover of the outlaw, but at this point, nobody cares because, OMG, who is that incredible sexy creature that we only get a glimpse of through the stage coach's eight windows? Marc
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sequel The stranger is only wounded, and is rushed to the local bar for an emergency operation when, miraculously, Dr. McCoy, through a freak time warp during transportation, materializes briefly. I'm a doctor, dammit, not an alcoholic! Bones saves the stranger's life, who returns to the town under the pseudonym "goldenrod", where he is mistaken as the gay lover of the outlaw, but at this point, nobody cares because, OMG, who is that incredible sexy creature that we only get a glimpse of through the stage coach's eight windows? Marc
This needs to be made into a music video STAT. Perhaps Vanilla Ice can provide the music?
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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sequel The stranger is only wounded, and is rushed to the local bar for an emergency operation when, miraculously, Dr. McCoy, through a freak time warp during transportation, materializes briefly. I'm a doctor, dammit, not an alcoholic! Bones saves the stranger's life, who returns to the town under the pseudonym "goldenrod", where he is mistaken as the gay lover of the outlaw, but at this point, nobody cares because, OMG, who is that incredible sexy creature that we only get a glimpse of through the stage coach's eight windows? Marc
He's the gay lover of John????? :omg: Does John know? Shouldn't he track him down and shoot him?
I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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And the claws come out, Meowww! C'mon you can do better than that!! :rolleyes:
¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow
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Hey this is the 21st century, there's nothing wrong with what he said I've never heard you mention a "husband" so it's up in the air. ;)
“If you want to build a ship, don't drum up people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the endless immensity of the sea” - Antoine de Saint-Exupery
