Once upon a time in IT
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The ending was pretty predictable, even for a spaghetti(code) western. You gotta learn how to tell a story - you know, add some sauce, or your audience will pasta you by without so much as a garnish of attention.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
spaghetti(code) western
I challenge you to a duel!
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Hey, there's no need to drag me into this discussion. :laugh:
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
Are you saying you are John Simmons's gay lover, or that you were John Gaylord Simmons? :laugh:
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
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sequel The stranger is only wounded, and is rushed to the local bar for an emergency operation when, miraculously, Dr. McCoy, through a freak time warp during transportation, materializes briefly. I'm a doctor, dammit, not an alcoholic! Bones saves the stranger's life, who returns to the town under the pseudonym "goldenrod", where he is mistaken as the gay lover of the outlaw, but at this point, nobody cares because, OMG, who is that incredible sexy creature that we only get a glimpse of through the stage coach's eight windows? Marc
incredible sexy creature Jessica Rabbit played by Megan Fox...
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Lately the outlaw (flash) has been pretty drunk and either passing out or going into manic mode where he randomly uses up everyone's time.
only because they started serving Apple martinis at the saloon
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Are you saying you are John Simmons's gay lover, or that you were John Gaylord Simmons? :laugh:
Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:
No, I'm saying that John *is* gaylord and he did all that stunt for publicity. :laugh:
There are some really weird people on this planet - MIM.
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There was a small town, the sheriff (HTML) was a lazy guy, didn't care about people (Developers) of the town. An outlaw (Flash) almost ruled the town with the support of lazy sheriff. suddenly there is stranger (Silverlight) arrived in the town, and he started getting attention from the people. the outlaw didn't like that and so.... (now action) both are standing 20 feet distance, people already started betting on who is gonna draw faster, and there was a silence of 15 min... the stranger draws the gun first... but before he shoots the outlaw, the lazy sheriff killed both of them in a second...bang... bang... and the people of the town are like, what the hell happened :wtf: ... and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ? (end credits)
Rutvik Dave wrote:
and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ?
Those are the critics. The real audience heaved a collective sigh and said "We don't give a damn about the technology used; we just want to open web pages and view the content."
Knee-jerk prejudicial behaviour aside, would it matter worth a toss if CP were presented in HTML & Javascript, HTML5, Silverlight, or Flash? The jokes wouldn't get any better, no matter which were used to display them
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I dunno' know. I think The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly[^] was much better. :cool:
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra]
Once Upon a Time in the West. Ranks near the top in westerns. Especially the start.
Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
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HTML 5 - the Barrack Obama of 2010! [edit]Note to Obama-is-Stalin-republicans: above phrase was specifically designed to make no sense to you.
Agh! Reality! My Archnemesis![^]
| FoldWithUs! | sighist | WhoIncludes - Analyzing C++ include file hierarchyOoof! Reality really IS your archnemesis!
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Rutvik Dave wrote:
and the audience (reporters/bloggers) is like, now what ?
Those are the critics. The real audience heaved a collective sigh and said "We don't give a damn about the technology used; we just want to open web pages and view the content."
Knee-jerk prejudicial behaviour aside, would it matter worth a toss if CP were presented in HTML & Javascript, HTML5, Silverlight, or Flash? The jokes wouldn't get any better, no matter which were used to display them
Yes, You are right.
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The ending was pretty predictable, even for a spaghetti(code) western. You gotta learn how to tell a story - you know, add some sauce, or your audience will pasta you by without so much as a garnish of attention.
.45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass..." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997
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"The staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - J. Jystad, 2001Yeah, I should have put the actors name in the end credit... also it was missing the background score of harmonica from 'Ennio Morricone%^&^%^.... (cant spell the name) :)
