Disaster!!!
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
Home-made bacon and potato chowder, with fresh herby bread and butter...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
Get some chocolate to add to the soup. That should be a full meal.
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
At least it seems eatable. When I move to my cubical the former person had a pack of salad dressing that was so old it was ready to explode. Personally I keep a pack of oatmeal for emergencies. Luckily I can walk to a couple of different "restaurants" (Is Waffle House[^] really a restaurant?).
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And no kidding on the expiration dates. I opened a bag of Sun Chips last week and was a little confused after the first bite. I didn't remember Sun Chips tasting so much like peanut shells. The expiration date? March 2009. Perhaps I should clean out my desk drawers.
Drawers should always be kept clean. :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
I skipped lunch today. Somebody took his turn to buy the traditional snack: Weißwurst + Brezen http://www.jupo-bayern.de/index.php?id=269[^]
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Alison P wrote:
List of Things to Try Before I Diet!
FTFY! Or, to quote Josie Wales, "Dying's not much of a way to make a living".
Or to quote someone or other (can't remember who) "Death is natures way of telling you to slow down."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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I have 2 jars of Sloe Gin .... but that's not much use for lunch. :rolleyes:
Ali
Alison P wrote:
I have 2 jars of Sloe Gin
Brings a new meaning to being on a go sloe. :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
OK, problem solved. I've just made lunch; two slices of toasted wholemeal bread, liberally spread with butter and a little English mustard, layered with two slices each of nice ham, and further layered with several thin slices of rich cheddar, and popped in the microwave for 1' 20" to melt the cheese, served with Branston pickle on the side. I made an extra one for you, which I have just popped in the CD-ROM drawer. As soon as I can get the drawer closed, I will drag and drop it into Outlook and email it to you. You'll have to provide your own Branston, though. ;P
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OK, problem solved. I've just made lunch; two slices of toasted wholemeal bread, liberally spread with butter and a little English mustard, layered with two slices each of nice ham, and further layered with several thin slices of rich cheddar, and popped in the microwave for 1' 20" to melt the cheese, served with Branston pickle on the side. I made an extra one for you, which I have just popped in the CD-ROM drawer. As soon as I can get the drawer closed, I will drag and drop it into Outlook and email it to you. You'll have to provide your own Branston, though. ;P
:laugh: If only you could! :rolleyes:
Ali
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
Sounds like your going to be hungry all day. :)
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I skipped lunch today. Somebody took his turn to buy the traditional snack: Weißwurst + Brezen http://www.jupo-bayern.de/index.php?id=269[^]
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
That's not a snack. That is a really yummy, small lunch.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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That's not a snack. That is a really yummy, small lunch.
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Yes, but traditionally it is served before noon only. That comes from the times before refrigerators to make sure everything was freshly made the same morning. Here in Munich we have the custom that all new members in the team buy such a second breakfast once their trial period is over.
A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.
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Or to quote someone or other (can't remember who) "Death is natures way of telling you to slow down."
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
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OK, problem solved. I've just made lunch; two slices of toasted wholemeal bread, liberally spread with butter and a little English mustard, layered with two slices each of nice ham, and further layered with several thin slices of rich cheddar, and popped in the microwave for 1' 20" to melt the cheese, served with Branston pickle on the side. I made an extra one for you, which I have just popped in the CD-ROM drawer. As soon as I can get the drawer closed, I will drag and drop it into Outlook and email it to you. You'll have to provide your own Branston, though. ;P
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
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Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving! :rolleyes: I've found a tin of Lentil Soup in the back of the draw and I'm planning on teaming it up with a packet of broken Cheddars as croutons (they have been in the draw for weeks so they are already pretty much broken up ) ..... What do you think? :confused: Bet you've all got yummy lunches planned! :rolleyes:
Ali
Alison P wrote:
Disaster!!!..... forgot lunch! And now I am obviously starving!
How is this a disaster? I haven't read all the replies, so someone else might have pointed this out....but there are these things called bank notes...they can be exchanged for food at many stores, restaurants, deli-counters etc. Alternatively you can eat the bank notes directly. If you are not receiving bank notes in exchange for your work I suggest you talk to HR immediately. If you are receiving bank notes but don't have any left, then that could be a disaster. Do you spend many hours late into the night drinking alcohol and surfing EBay? If so you might have to try and exchange that Jumpsuit-era Elvis Lamp with matching sugar bowl for food. -Richard
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