Is Visual Studio a teenager?
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint? VS: Didn't feel like it. Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself? VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because the the source code is different from the original version. Are you happy? Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister. VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't loaded. Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded. VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU. Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable. VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV. -Richard
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a teenage girl that is.
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a teenage girl that is.
Slacker007 wrote:
a teenage girl that is.
So it's trying to text naked pictures of itself to Eclipse?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
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Slacker007 wrote:
a teenage girl that is.
So it's trying to text naked pictures of itself to Eclipse?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
something like that. :laugh:
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint? VS: Didn't feel like it. Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself? VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because the the source code is different from the original version. Are you happy? Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister. VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't loaded. Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded. VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU. Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable. VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV. -Richard
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Richard A. Dalton wrote:
Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV.
LOL. It's too funny, 'cause it's possibly true. :laugh:
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint? VS: Didn't feel like it. Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself? VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because the the source code is different from the original version. Are you happy? Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister. VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't loaded. Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded. VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU. Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable. VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV. -Richard
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Slacker007 wrote:
a teenage girl that is.
So it's trying to text naked pictures of itself to Eclipse?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
That would at least explain the excessive CPU usage!
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JHizzle wrote:
Threaten it with a memory wipe, if it's still complaining, reboot.
Tried restarting Visual studio. Didn't work. tried restarting the PC. didn't work. Then remember how I fixed this the last time (Temporary Asp.Net files) Went to where they are supposed to be stored: C:\WINDOWS\Microsoft.NET\Framework\v2.0.50727\Temporary ASP.NET Files Folder was there, but empty. Eventually found the buggers under Documents and Settings. The .Net equivalent of hiding ciggies under the mattress. Once I cleared out the contraband Visual Studio knew who was boss and started behaving again. Interestingly because this particular project is a Web Site rather than a Solution (Don't ask!?!?!) it doesn't have a 'Clean' option. More evidence of teenagerness. -Richard
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Slacker007 wrote:
a teenage girl that is.
So it's trying to text naked pictures of itself to Eclipse?
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
That's both ewwww and 5!
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JHizzle wrote:
Threaten it with a memory wipe, if it's still complaining, reboot.
Tried restarting Visual studio. Didn't work. tried restarting the PC. didn't work. Then remember how I fixed this the last time (Temporary Asp.Net files) Went to where they are supposed to be stored: C:\WINDOWS\Microsoft.NET\Framework\v2.0.50727\Temporary ASP.NET Files Folder was there, but empty. Eventually found the buggers under Documents and Settings. The .Net equivalent of hiding ciggies under the mattress. Once I cleared out the contraband Visual Studio knew who was boss and started behaving again. Interestingly because this particular project is a Web Site rather than a Solution (Don't ask!?!?!) it doesn't have a 'Clean' option. More evidence of teenagerness. -Richard
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Oh, yeah I forgot about those. I used to have to clear those out almost daily with every version before 2008.
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint? VS: Didn't feel like it. Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself? VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because the the source code is different from the original version. Are you happy? Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister. VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't loaded. Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded. VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU. Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable. VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV. -Richard
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ROFL!! Great Job! Let me add something: MS Mom: You know you are not supposed to talk to strangers! VS: But Maaaa!! MS Mom: And that's it!! Your grounded!! Go to your room!! VS: Microsoft Visual Studio has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint? VS: Didn't feel like it. Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself? VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because the the source code is different from the original version. Are you happy? Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister. VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't loaded. Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded. VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU. Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable. VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV. -Richard
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Me: Why didn't you stop at that breakpoint? VS: Didn't feel like it. Me: Is that all you have to say for yourself? VS: Gawd, you're such a moan, fine...I didn't stop because the the source code is different from the original version. Are you happy? Me: No, I'm not happy because the code IS the same. And this isn't the first time you've pulled this sh*t mister. VS: OH! Whatever, Loser. I didn't stop because the debug symbols weren't loaded. Me: Well which is it, that's two excuses you've given me, and I looked in your modules windows and the symbols seemed to be loaded. VS: WTF you looked through my windows? What is this some sort of police state. That's sooo not fair. I HATE YOU. Me: You know, In my day IDE's didn't have all the fancy gadgets that you kids have, but they worked hard and they were reliable. VS: Whatever grandad. Get out of the way I'm trying to update the firmware on the TV. -Richard
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