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  • L Lost User

    Well today I am wearing the least creased shirt I own that fits me. I will become more crumpled over the remainder of the week. Next week unless there is a sharp turnaround in the ironing situation I will be dressed in either slightly crumpled and ill fitting clothes or very crumpled ones.

    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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    OriginalGriff
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    If you start to feel the need to reach for an iron, we will have some proof to the OP's original hypothesis. :laugh:

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • N n podbielski

      I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

      In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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      Lost User
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      That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      • L Lost User

        That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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        Henry Minute
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        What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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        • L Lost User

          Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)

          A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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          Pete OHanlon
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          I am a geek, not a nerd.

          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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          • H Henry Minute

            What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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            • L Lost User

              That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

              Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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              Lost User
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              fag

              MVC

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              • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)

                Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                Rod Kemp
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                :laugh: Thank you very much :mad:, I now need to clean my screen of the drink now covering it. :laugh:

                People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  A sign of adulation?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  Pete OHanlon
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                  I see somebody has it in for you again.

                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                    Henry Minute
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                    It is ominously quiet, isn't it?:~

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    • L Lost User

                      fag

                      MVC

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                        Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                        He's got a death wish


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                        • P Pete OHanlon

                          Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                          Henry Minute
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                          That was a filtered post. He had a tip.

                          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Hetero merely indicates 'Otherness'. For example if you have two differently coloured eyes it is because you are Heterochromatic. If you get you energy by eating things then you are a heterotroph. Homo means 'The Same' A word that sounds the same as another in a homophone. If you have identical pairs of genes for any hereditary characteristics the you are homozygous. If always stand up in the same way you are Homo Erectus. OK, not the last one!

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Simon_Whale
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                            I do love Dalek Dave's explanation of words, the fact that he uses bigger words during his explanations. By Friday I have to make sure I don't read them else my brain is fried even more :-D

                            As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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                              I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

                              In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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                              What a dumb sentence: for instance I like Java so much... BTW can I get a date with you? :-D

                              If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                              This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                              [My articles]

                              In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                              • S Simon_Whale

                                I do love Dalek Dave's explanation of words, the fact that he uses bigger words during his explanations. By Friday I have to make sure I don't read them else my brain is fried even more :-D

                                As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                Indeed, he is truly Hippomonstrosesquipedalianist.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                • CPalliniC CPallini

                                  What a dumb sentence: for instance I like Java so much... BTW can I get a date with you? :-D

                                  If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                  This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                  [My articles]

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                                  Pete OHanlon
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                                  You two timing so and so. You swore I was the only one for you.

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    You two timing so and so. You swore I was the only one for you.

                                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    Who's talking!


                                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                    • H Henry Minute

                                      That was a filtered post. He had a tip.

                                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Oh, groan... but a 5 anyway. :)

                                      "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Trollslayer wrote:

                                        That's just pathetic.

                                        I dont think he meant it seriously.

                                        "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Who's talking!


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                          Pete OHanlon
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                                          I've always admitted to being a slag.

                                          I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                          Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                          My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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