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  • N n podbielski

    I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

    In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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    Lost User
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    That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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      Henry Minute
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      What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)

      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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      • L Lost User

        Is it considered irony to be called a nerd by the other nerds? :)

        A while ago he asked me what he should have printed on my business cards. I said 'Wizard'. I read books which nobody else understand. Then I do something which nobody understands. After that the computer does something which nobody understands. When asked, I say things about the results which nobody understand. But everybody expects miracles from me on a regular basis. Looks to me like the classical definition of a wizard.

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I am a geek, not a nerd.

        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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          What would you know about it? You're only a woman! :)

          Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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          • L Lost User

            That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

            Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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            Lost User
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            fag

            MVC

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            • D Dalek Dave

              A sign of adulation?

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              Pete OHanlon
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              I see somebody has it in for you again.

              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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              • V Vikram A Punathambekar

                I'm going to get slammed for this, but I can't resist: Clickety[^] (Clarification: I am not homophobic, and I've used a bit of Java myself. Doesn't mean I don't find it funny.)

                Cheers, विक्रम (Got my troika of CCCs!) "We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread :doh:

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                Rod Kemp
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                :laugh: Thank you very much :mad:, I now need to clean my screen of the drink now covering it. :laugh:

                People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Even with the smilies, I'm expecting you to be clawed. Good I've got a comfy seat.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                  Henry Minute
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                  It is ominously quiet, isn't it?:~

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                    fag

                    MVC

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                    Pete OHanlon
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                    Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                    I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                    • P Pete OHanlon

                      Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                      I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                      Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                      He's got a death wish


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                      • P Pete OHanlon

                        Why are you calling Elaine a cigarette?

                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                        Henry Minute
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                        That was a filtered post. He had a tip.

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Hetero merely indicates 'Otherness'. For example if you have two differently coloured eyes it is because you are Heterochromatic. If you get you energy by eating things then you are a heterotroph. Homo means 'The Same' A word that sounds the same as another in a homophone. If you have identical pairs of genes for any hereditary characteristics the you are homozygous. If always stand up in the same way you are Homo Erectus. OK, not the last one!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Simon_Whale
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                          I do love Dalek Dave's explanation of words, the fact that he uses bigger words during his explanations. By Friday I have to make sure I don't read them else my brain is fried even more :-D

                          As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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                          • N n podbielski

                            I heard one curious opinion about this language: "JAVA is for gay people" Would your agree with this? :) I don't know this language so I can't say anything ...

                            In soviet Russia code debugs You!

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                            CPallini
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                            What a dumb sentence: for instance I like Java so much... BTW can I get a date with you? :-D

                            If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                            This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                            [My articles]

                            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                            • S Simon_Whale

                              I do love Dalek Dave's explanation of words, the fact that he uses bigger words during his explanations. By Friday I have to make sure I don't read them else my brain is fried even more :-D

                              As barmey as a sack of badgers Dude, if I knew what I was doing in life, I'd be rich, retired, dating a supermodel and laughing at the rest of you from the sidelines.

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Indeed, he is truly Hippomonstrosesquipedalianist.

                              I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                              My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                              • CPalliniC CPallini

                                What a dumb sentence: for instance I like Java so much... BTW can I get a date with you? :-D

                                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                                [My articles]

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                You two timing so and so. You swore I was the only one for you.

                                I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                • P Pete OHanlon

                                  You two timing so and so. You swore I was the only one for you.

                                  I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  Who's talking!


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                  • H Henry Minute

                                    That was a filtered post. He had a tip.

                                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                                    Lost User
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                                    Oh, groan... but a 5 anyway. :)

                                    "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      That's just pathetic. And someone else who makes themselves feel better by discriminating against others.

                                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Trollslayer wrote:

                                      That's just pathetic.

                                      I dont think he meant it seriously.

                                      "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        Who's talking!


                                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. or "Drink. Get drunk. Fall over." - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre

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                                        Pete OHanlon
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                                        I've always admitted to being a slag.

                                        I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

                                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          I am this week having to write something in Java for the first time, having been on a course in July. I have yet to notice it making me particularly carefree and happy, nor have I begun to fancy any men.

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                          Jim Crafton
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                                          Just you wait - that JAVA character is a sneaky bastard!

                                          ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! SELECT * FROM User WHERE Clue > 0 0 rows returned Save an Orange - Use the VCF! Personal 3D projects Just Say No to Web 2 Point Blow

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