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    AspDotNetDev
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    Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.

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      Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.

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      aspdotnetdev wrote:

      Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.

      mmmhmmmm... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3epV4qPmuU[^]

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        Fart in front of her in an obvious way. Don't even try to hide it, but don't act proud of it either. If she doesn't freak out, she's the perfect woman. If she runs off, she wasn't worth it anyway.

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        I refer the honourable gentleman to this[^].

        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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          Be relaxed, be honest and don't be needy. After that, you're on your own.

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            If she's ridiculously good looking, or has one particular feature that everyone notices (be that eyes, butt, boobs, whatever), DON'T compliment her on that feature, but pick some random feature, like "you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen".

            I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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              dinner date? no spaghetti. or anything with red sauce hopefully. unless you are adept at noodling.  (the art of eating noodles without slurping or looking like me) cocktail? perfect. coffee? Never for a first date. coffee makes people agitated and raises alertness. as opposed to a nice glass of red wine which helps...lubricate the rough spots :P

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              Well I planned to go to a Spanish restaurant with Sangria wine and candle lit dinner . I have been there once and food is good and it is quite so hopefully it will be fine . :)

              Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                If she's ridiculously good looking, or has one particular feature that everyone notices (be that eyes, butt, boobs, whatever), DON'T compliment her on that feature, but pick some random feature, like "you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen".

                I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                _Damian S_ wrote:

                you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen

                but only if she is a ferengi.

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                  I refer the honourable gentleman to this[^].

                  Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                  I'm just holding out for the right one! :-D

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                    Don't talk about you. Unless asked a specific question. Then you'll have to make something nice up, I guess. :) In fact try to do more listening than talking. If it turns out that she (your date is a she I'm assuming?) is a bit reticent, treat the occasion a bit like you were interviewing a job applicant. Ask open questions etc., etc., etc., without turning it into an interrogation. Good luck and have a great time.:thumbsup::rose:

                    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                      Compliment her (her, right? not that there's anything wrong the other way, I'm just sayin') on her shoes.

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                      PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                      her, right?

                      Yes her. :)

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                        Don't talk about you. Unless asked a specific question. Then you'll have to make something nice up, I guess. :) In fact try to do more listening than talking. If it turns out that she (your date is a she I'm assuming?) is a bit reticent, treat the occasion a bit like you were interviewing a job applicant. Ask open questions etc., etc., etc., without turning it into an interrogation. Good luck and have a great time.:thumbsup::rose:

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”

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                        Good point.

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                          _Damian S_ wrote:

                          you have the nicest earlobes I've ever seen

                          but only if she is a ferengi.

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                          ferengi

                          I had to google that, and now I'm thinking that nothing will help!!

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                            Man are you in trouble, you do realise you are asking for advice about women on a premier geek site shakes head in despair

                            Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Man are you in trouble, you do realise you are asking for advice about women on a premier geek site shakes head in despair

                              Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                              Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

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                                Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

                                Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                                virang_21 wrote:

                                my date for Saturday is Accountant

                                You get along ok with Dalek Dave, right?

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                                  Humm.. The last relationship I had was with a girl who works in IT industry and pretty much into programming that gave me quite a few topics to discuss about and it was really easy but my date for Saturday is Accountant !!! :)

                                  Zen and the art of software maintenance : rm -rf * Math is like love : a simple idea but it can get complicated.

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                                  virang_21 wrote:

                                  Accountant

                                  Tell her you know accounting... a-one... a-two... a-three...

                                  I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                    talk a lot about your friendship with Micheal Martin that will impress her Bryce

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                                      My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

                                      Ali

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                                        virang_21 wrote:

                                        Accountant

                                        Tell her you know accounting... a-one... a-two... a-three...

                                        I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                                        a count ant

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                                          My advice is be yourself (if she doesn't like the real you it won't last anyway) and don't drink too much (too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement). Have fun!

                                          Ali

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                                          Alison P wrote:

                                          too drunk is not attractive and you tend to lose your judgement

                                          :-O

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