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I am so going to kill my sister.

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  • L Lost User

    RyanEK wrote:

    I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

    Nah, not as long as he's polite about it. :laugh:

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    Lost User
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    She'll probably beat him up anyway. :laugh:

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    • R RyanEK

      I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

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      _Damian S_
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      RyanEK wrote:

      I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister

      FTFY.

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      • L Lost User

        She'll probably beat him up anyway. :laugh:

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        Lost User
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        :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a 5. :-D

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        • L Lost User

          She'll probably beat him up anyway. :laugh:

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          Dalek Dave
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          Your right, she is a fearsome creature.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

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            wout de zeeuw
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            Noob.

            Wout

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Your right, she is a fearsome creature.

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              Luc Pattyn
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              And? We knew that already, she is a Dalek after all. :confused:

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              • D Dalek Dave

                She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

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                ChandraRam
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

                Surely you mean "protege" :doh: :)

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                • W wout de zeeuw

                  Noob.

                  Wout

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                  Slacker007
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                  I don't think he is a noob to Excel. It's a common oversight with Excel. You always have to be aware of the formatting of your data in a spreadsheet. It happens to me all the time and I use Excel everyday to perform analysis.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Slacker007
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                    This has happened to me a number of times, especially if there is a lot going on in my spreadsheet and I have different formatting involved with my data. What's great is that you solved the problem and now you are going to beat her senseless with a big stick. +5 :-D I know you don't celebrate Thanksgiving but have a good Holiday season anyways.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text!

                      What was the text, a six?

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                      • C ChandraRam

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

                        Surely you mean "protege" :doh: :)

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        With DD who knows? :laugh:

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          redbones
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                          just make sure you wear gloves

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