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I am so going to kill my sister.

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  • D Dalek Dave

    Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    RyanEK
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    I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

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      I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

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      Dalek Dave
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      The truth is more prosaic, naturally, for the person I am most annoyed with is, unsurprisingly, myself! I cannot believe it did not occur to me before tonight. Truth is my sister is well versed in the dark arts of Excel, so I am amazed she made such a howler (assuming it was her howler and not one of her co-workers).

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Killing a happy customer? You only want the unhappy ones to live? How about return business? :confused:

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        Dalek Dave
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        She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • D Dalek Dave

          She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          Luc Pattyn
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          I can beat my padawan from time to time!

          That's no good. Rule #1 is: always be consistent. :)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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            AspDotNetDev
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            I can beat my padawan from time to time!

            Hey now, let's keep this KSS. :rolleyes:

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              I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

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              Lost User
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              RyanEK wrote:

              I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

              Nah, not as long as he's polite about it. :laugh:

              L u n a t i c F r i n g e

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                The truth is more prosaic, naturally, for the person I am most annoyed with is, unsurprisingly, myself! I cannot believe it did not occur to me before tonight. Truth is my sister is well versed in the dark arts of Excel, so I am amazed she made such a howler (assuming it was her howler and not one of her co-workers).

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                DABBee
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                She's just messing with your mind. Just like my evil sisters.

                Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie, that comes direct from the oven of shame, set at gas mark 'egg on your face'.

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                  RyanEK wrote:

                  I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

                  Nah, not as long as he's polite about it. :laugh:

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                  Lost User
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                  She'll probably beat him up anyway. :laugh:

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                    I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister rule

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                    _Damian S_
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                    RyanEK wrote:

                    I'm pretty sure this violates the kid sister

                    FTFY.

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                      She'll probably beat him up anyway. :laugh:

                      Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                      Lost User
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                      :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's a 5. :-D

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                      • L Lost User

                        She'll probably beat him up anyway. :laugh:

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Your right, she is a fearsome creature.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          wout de zeeuw
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                          Noob.

                          Wout

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                            Your right, she is a fearsome creature.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Luc Pattyn
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                            And? We knew that already, she is a Dalek after all. :confused:

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                              She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              ChandraRam
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

                              Surely you mean "protege" :doh: :)

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                                Noob.

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                                Slacker007
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                                I don't think he is a noob to Excel. It's a common oversight with Excel. You always have to be aware of the formatting of your data in a spreadsheet. It happens to me all the time and I use Excel everyday to perform analysis.

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                  This has happened to me a number of times, especially if there is a lot going on in my spreadsheet and I have different formatting involved with my data. What's great is that you solved the problem and now you are going to beat her senseless with a big stick. +5 :-D I know you don't celebrate Thanksgiving but have a good Holiday season anyways.

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                    Dalek Dave wrote:

                                    It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text!

                                    What was the text, a six?

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                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      She is my prodigy, I am teaching her, so I can beat my padawan from time to time!

                                      Surely you mean "protege" :doh: :)

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                                      With DD who knows? :laugh:

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        Two weeks I have been struggling with a problem that she had. She had a large spreadsheet and and wanted a count based upon contents of several columns. This was the cell entry to do the count... {=COUNT(IF(Biggleswade!$A$2:$A$2981='Control Sheet'!$AE7,IF(Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981>0,Biggleswade!$H$2:$H$2981)))} I was trying everything, summing, changing columns, adding conditions, the lot. I made my own spreadsheets and tried and it worked. Then, about 5 minutes ago, it the scales fell from my eyes and I had it solved! The column $A$2:$A$2981 wasn't numbers! It looked like numbers but it was F***ing Text! All solved. I rang her and told her it was done. Then promised to come round hit her with a big stick.

                                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                        just make sure you wear gloves

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