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[Stuart Jeffery]

Subtract twice the difference in temperature between yesterday and today. That should just about do it. Or... Convert to Fahrenheit and then halve the temperature.

[Xiangyang Liu]

-37 degrees Celsius. Proof: The normal body temperature is 37 degrees Celsius. Assuming anything below that is cold, tomorrow will be 2*37 degrees below, therefore it is -37 degrees Celsius. QED.

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[Luc Pattyn]

137 degrees Kelvin? I doubt he'll be right about that. :)

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[Indivara]

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[Lost User]

Please No. I can find better things to occupy my time with Thank You.

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

That was going to be my answer (136.575). :)

[Mike Hankey]

It was so cold . . . Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick! I'm bored too!

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[Nagy Vilmos]

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

I can find better things to occupy my time with

:beer:

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Starbucks coffee is like prison s_x. You can always get it, but you won't like it...

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[Luc Pattyn]

Have they started serving coffee now? :)

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[Khaniya]

I do not have any answer but really very confusing question

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[Indivara]

Are you sure? I could tell you the one ending in what the cat said to the parrot during the rainy season?

[Lost User]

When it comes to weather forecasting; long range forecasts are about 75% accurate, next day forecasts about 90% accurate, if you assume tomorrow will be like today you will be 95% accurate. (I've got so much to do today I don't know which bit to do)

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[Mike Hankey]

I've never tried Starbucks coffee, appears I haven't missed much. BTW never been in prison either, also looks like I ain't missed much.

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[Henry Minute]

A banana and a half.

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[CPallini]

00 ?

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[Nagy Vilmos]

ChrisElston wrote:

I've got so much to do today I don't know which bit to do

Start from the quickest item and work your way up. That way at EOD, you can say 'I addressed 8 of 10 outstanding issues' and Pointy will be nice and happy. Don't mention it covered only 30% if the required effort. :-D

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[Mark_Wallace]

The same temperature, but the day will last 48 hours.

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[Dan Mos]

Yes! Give or take...

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[Abhinav S]

PompeyBoy3 wrote:

cold

Very cold?

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