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My wife has been missing for 3 days

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  • D Dalek Dave

    The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    _AK_
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    Yeah you are saving yourself for worse than worst. Because after coming back and not finding her cloths can go for buying those.

    Apurva Kaushal

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    • D Dalek Dave

      The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      The police came to my apartment the other day, showed me a picture of my girlfriend and asked me to confirm it was indeed my girlfriend. I said it was, and the officer proceeded to say "I am sorry to have to tell you this, Sir, but it looks like she's been in a horrible traffic accident". I said, "That's true, but she's really great with the kids". //L

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      • D Dalek Dave

        The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        NormDroid
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        :laugh:

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        • D Dalek Dave

          The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          Ian Write
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          My wife has been missing for 3 days

          I haven't kidnapped her. :-D

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          • I Ian Write

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            My wife has been missing for 3 days

            I haven't kidnapped her. :-D

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            Sathesh Sakthivel
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            Ian Botham wrote:

            I haven't kidnapped her

            Then Who?

            Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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            • S Sathesh Sakthivel

              Ian Botham wrote:

              I haven't kidnapped her

              Then Who?

              Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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              Ian Write
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              Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

              Then Who?

              Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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              • I Ian Write

                Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

                Then Who?

                Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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                Caslen
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                I though you were dead?

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                • I Ian Write

                  Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

                  Then Who?

                  Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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                  Sathesh Sakthivel
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                  :laugh: :laugh:

                  Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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                  • C Caslen

                    I though you were dead?

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                    thatraja
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                    Caslen wrote:

                    I though you were dead?

                    I think it's 3rd time I hear this.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      Lost User
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                      " My wife has been missing for 3 days" I thought she was a better shot than that!

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                        " My wife has been missing for 3 days" I thought she was a better shot than that!

                        ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Tick VG, 5!

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

                          Then Who?

                          Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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                          Sushant Joshi
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                          Ian Botham wrote:

                          Probably the univoter does

                          Ian, do you play cricket?

                          Sucess is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.

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