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My wife has been missing for 3 days

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  • D Dalek Dave

    The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Media2r
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    The police came to my apartment the other day, showed me a picture of my girlfriend and asked me to confirm it was indeed my girlfriend. I said it was, and the officer proceeded to say "I am sorry to have to tell you this, Sir, but it looks like she's been in a horrible traffic accident". I said, "That's true, but she's really great with the kids". //L

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    • D Dalek Dave

      The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      NormDroid
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      :laugh:

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      • D Dalek Dave

        The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Ian Write
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        My wife has been missing for 3 days

        I haven't kidnapped her. :-D

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        • I Ian Write

          Dalek Dave wrote:

          My wife has been missing for 3 days

          I haven't kidnapped her. :-D

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          Sathesh Sakthivel
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          Ian Botham wrote:

          I haven't kidnapped her

          Then Who?

          Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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            Ian Botham wrote:

            I haven't kidnapped her

            Then Who?

            Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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            Ian Write
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            Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

            Then Who?

            Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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            • I Ian Write

              Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

              Then Who?

              Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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              Caslen
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              I though you were dead?

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              • I Ian Write

                Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

                Then Who?

                Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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                Sathesh Sakthivel
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                :laugh: :laugh:

                Regards, Sathesh. The best way to express one's gratitude to the Divine is to feel simply Happy..

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                • C Caslen

                  I though you were dead?

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                  thatraja
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                  Caslen wrote:

                  I though you were dead?

                  I think it's 3rd time I hear this.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    The police have told me to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the charity shops to get her clothes back.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    Lost User
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                    " My wife has been missing for 3 days" I thought she was a better shot than that!

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                      " My wife has been missing for 3 days" I thought she was a better shot than that!

                      ___________________________________________ .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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                      Dalek Dave
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                      Tick VG, 5!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      • I Ian Write

                        Sathesh Sakthivel wrote:

                        Then Who?

                        Probably the univoter does :rolleyes:

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                        Sushant Joshi
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                        Ian Botham wrote:

                        Probably the univoter does

                        Ian, do you play cricket?

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