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Dalek Dave

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Ian Write

oh! Dalek that was a awesome post, IMFO. Let me go for a walk.

Lost User

You are quickly turning into a twat.

The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

Ian Write

What about you then, Wasn't that a twat ?

Mark_Wallace

Pompeyboy3 wrote:

You are quickly turning into a twat tory politician.

Agreed.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

Dalek Dave

Ian Botham wrote:

Let me go for a walk.

Take a long one, off a short pier.

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Pete OHanlon

Earlier today, in the offices, I saw the following sign on the toilets door. "Cleaners at work. Please use a different floor." Now, if people are using the floor to go to the toilet on, it's no surprise that the cleaners are at work.

I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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Dalek Dave

Some people just don't think, do they?

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Lost User

In the toilets where I work there is a poster above the urinals about flu and hygiene, and there is a line that says "The power is in your hands". Always gives me a little lift as I stand there.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

Mark_Wallace

Dalek Dave wrote:

Take a long one, off a short pier.

You bugger! You've started me humming Tommy Cooper's "Don't jump off the roof, Dad" again!

That fruggin' song sticks for DAYS!

Steve Mayfield

and their special of the day is "Spaghetti and Meat Balls"

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