Sign Language

[Ian Write]

oh! Dalek that was a awesome post, IMFO. Let me go for a walk.

[Lost User]

You are quickly turning into a twat.

The Whiteboard - Surely the most remarkable invention ever?

[Ian Write]

What about you then, Wasn't that a twat ?

[Mark_Wallace]

Pompeyboy3 wrote:

You are quickly turning into a twat tory politician.

Agreed.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Dalek Dave]

Ian Botham wrote:

Let me go for a walk.

Take a long one, off a short pier.

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[Pete OHanlon]

Earlier today, in the offices, I saw the following sign on the toilets door. "Cleaners at work. Please use a different floor." Now, if people are using the floor to go to the toilet on, it's no surprise that the cleaners are at work.

I have CDO, it's OCD with the letters in the right order; just as they ruddy well should be

Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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[Dalek Dave]

Some people just don't think, do they?

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[Lost User]

In the toilets where I work there is a poster above the urinals about flu and hygiene, and there is a line that says "The power is in your hands". Always gives me a little lift as I stand there.

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

[Mark_Wallace]

Dalek Dave wrote:

Take a long one, off a short pier.

You bugger! You've started me humming Tommy Cooper's "Don't jump off the roof, Dad" again!

That fruggin' song sticks for DAYS!

[Steve Mayfield]

and their special of the day is "Spaghetti and Meat Balls"

Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am