What will you say? If some person says " How are you ?"
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Hiren Solanki wrote:
All's well.
Nope. It's "AHL IS VELL!" in an Indian accent. That's a real winner.
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AHLL IZJJ VELL in Madhya Pradeshi accent. ALL IS BHELL in Bengali accent. OOLL IS WELL in Malayali accent (hey Nish :rolleyes: ) this can go on, you know? :)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
"I am well, how are you" is the correct response.
Says who? Mrs Dullpedant book of English Elocution published in 1932? Bollocks. The correct response is anything you damn well like and commonly is 'mustnt grumble', or, 'OK', or, 'not too bad'. Follwed by 'and you'? 'hows it hanging' is a more common greeting aswell, or 'hows it going' or 'hows life' or 'what do ya know' etc etc etc.
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fat_boy wrote:
Says who? Mrs Dullpedant book of English Elocution published in 1932?
No, says the social mores and correct usage of polite enquiry. But I suppose that you were never taught etiquette.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
"I am well, how are you" is the correct response.
Says who? Mrs Dullpedant book of English Elocution published in 1932? Bollocks. The correct response is anything you damn well like and commonly is 'mustnt grumble', or, 'OK', or, 'not too bad'. Follwed by 'and you'? 'hows it hanging' is a more common greeting aswell, or 'hows it going' or 'hows life' or 'what do ya know' etc etc etc.
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
fat_boy wrote:
Says who? Mrs Dullpedant book of English Elocution published in 1932?
You've misread DD's post the correct answer to "Hello, how are you?" might be this ("I'm well, how are you"or "musn't grumble, and you?" or "well, and you?" etc). If someone asks "How do you do?" it's a formalism, the correct response is "How do you do back". If you actually answer the question, the person talking to you will peg you pretty low in the social scale (and the sort of person who ask that question will do this) or put it down to being foreign. You forget exactly how hidebound and class-concious English society still is.
fat_boy wrote:
'hows it hanging' is a more common greeting aswell
Where the 'hood? Have you ever heard anyone from the UK say that (except ironically)?
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yu-jian wrote:
Besides "Fine, Thank you " Is there anyother answer?
"Screw you, go away. I don't ever want to see you again." can be an answer too. :laugh:
It was ever thus, the Neophiles will always rush out and get 'The Latest Thing' at a high price and with all the inherent faults - Dalek Dave.
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AHLL IZJJ VELL in Madhya Pradeshi accent. ALL IS BHELL in Bengali accent. OOLL IS WELL in Malayali accent (hey Nish :rolleyes: ) this can go on, you know? :)
It was ever thus, the Neophiles will always rush out and get 'The Latest Thing' at a high price and with all the inherent faults - Dalek Dave.
Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
this can go on, you know?
Nah. Three idiots is plenty.
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fat_boy wrote:
Says who? Mrs Dullpedant book of English Elocution published in 1932?
No, says the social mores and correct usage of polite enquiry. But I suppose that you were never taught etiquette.
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Good manners have nothing to do with etiquete or social mores but everything to do with making people feel at ease. Using very formal greetings like these is therefore bad mannered. This is the big problem in the UK. The so called 'how to speak and behave' malaise left over from some kind of assumed Victorian morality or set of standards. Its bull. Complete utter bull and should be abandoned. Speak and act normally for christs sake.
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"Fit like, nae bad! Foos yer do's?" to which their response should be "fair flappin' an aye peckin'" Simples........
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Rajesh R Subramanian wrote:
this can go on, you know?
Nah. Three idiots is plenty.
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Mark Wallace wrote:
Three idiots
:omg: have you watched this movie ?
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yu-jian wrote:
Besides "Fine, Thank you " Is there anyother answer?
"Screw you, go away. I don't ever want to see you again." can be an answer too. :laugh:
It was ever thus, the Neophiles will always rush out and get 'The Latest Thing' at a high price and with all the inherent faults - Dalek Dave.
It can be, but some fool didn't appriciate it.
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Depends on how I am at the time.
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fat_boy wrote:
Depends on how I am at the time.
You right. Here mine... Happy reply "Great, how are you?" Normal reply "I'm fine & you?" Sad reply "Yeah......you?"
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fat_boy wrote:
Says who? Mrs Dullpedant book of English Elocution published in 1932?
You've misread DD's post the correct answer to "Hello, how are you?" might be this ("I'm well, how are you"or "musn't grumble, and you?" or "well, and you?" etc). If someone asks "How do you do?" it's a formalism, the correct response is "How do you do back". If you actually answer the question, the person talking to you will peg you pretty low in the social scale (and the sort of person who ask that question will do this) or put it down to being foreign. You forget exactly how hidebound and class-concious English society still is.
fat_boy wrote:
'hows it hanging' is a more common greeting aswell
Where the 'hood? Have you ever heard anyone from the UK say that (except ironically)?
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If you actually answer the question, the person talking to you will peg you pretty low in the social scale
And thats why I hate the UK. Its class ridden. I dont give a toss if some wanker objects to being given an answer when he asks 'how do you do'. And if he thinks I am in anyway 'lower class' then he can go f*** himself and his stupid class snobery. Christ, it really reminds me why I live in France!
Keith Barrow wrote:
You forget exactly how hidebound and class-concious English society still is.
No, unfortunately its all to fresh in my memory, and one of the principle reasons I hate the place and liive in France. (And by the way its the classism displayed by working class people that I find the most distrubing, for I have what is called a 'posh' accent, which has utterly bared me from enjoying the company of many people in the UK.) Vive la France! --edit-- As for 'hows it hanging' I have heard it a lot in the West Country.
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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Mark Wallace wrote:
Three idiots
:omg: have you watched this movie ?
Regards, Hiren. Microsoft Dynamics CRM "A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?", "yes naturally""
Hiren Solanki wrote:
have you watched this movie ?
Watched it with the missus, and we heartily enjoyed it -- so it gets Both British and Chinese approval.
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fat_boy wrote:
Depends on how I am at the time.
You right. Here mine... Happy reply "Great, how are you?" Normal reply "I'm fine & you?" Sad reply "Yeah......you?"
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Down-votes are like kid's kisses don't reject it :-)
Do what you want quickly because the Doomsday on 2012 :-)5. Thats bang on everyday English. Not stuck up, not trying to be cool, not tryingn to sound working class.
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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that's 'life'.
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
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It can be, but some fool didn't appriciate it.
Someone (only one) could use a few lessons in developing a sense of humour. :)
It was ever thus, the Neophiles will always rush out and get 'The Latest Thing' at a high price and with all the inherent faults - Dalek Dave.
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Keith Barrow wrote:
If you actually answer the question, the person talking to you will peg you pretty low in the social scale
And thats why I hate the UK. Its class ridden. I dont give a toss if some wanker objects to being given an answer when he asks 'how do you do'. And if he thinks I am in anyway 'lower class' then he can go f*** himself and his stupid class snobery. Christ, it really reminds me why I live in France!
Keith Barrow wrote:
You forget exactly how hidebound and class-concious English society still is.
No, unfortunately its all to fresh in my memory, and one of the principle reasons I hate the place and liive in France. (And by the way its the classism displayed by working class people that I find the most distrubing, for I have what is called a 'posh' accent, which has utterly bared me from enjoying the company of many people in the UK.) Vive la France! --edit-- As for 'hows it hanging' I have heard it a lot in the West Country.
"It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville
fat_boy wrote:
And thats why I hate the UK. Its class ridden.
Not all of it, the celtic finges (Scotland, Wales etc) & the North are much better ....
fat_boy wrote:
(And by the way its the classism displayed by working class people that I find the most distrubing, for I have what is called a 'posh' accent, which has utterly bared me from enjoying the company of many people in the UK.)
I have the opposite problem. I come from a working-class background and believe me the descrimination is worse & I've seen both side of the fence. I went to a Public (rather than "State" for USian) School and a pretty "Smart" (for UKians) university. You should have seen my interview to get into Oxford :- Needless to say I didn't, I ended up (like so many) at Durham. I have even had problems getting consultancy work (this is not as bad as it used to be), as my accent doesn't fit. Worse, compared to many in Newcastle, I sound "posh" so I get it both ways.
fat_boy wrote:
Vive la France!
Sorry, we must differ on that point, nothing good can be said about France. Except the Women. And The Vineculture. Oh and Paris is quite nice. :-).
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yu-jian wrote:
Besides "Fine, Thank you " Is there anyother answer?
I like "Mind your own business."
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"I am well, how are you" is the correct response. Should they ask "How do you do?", the correct response is to say "How do you do?" back.
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