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    Michelle was watching Terminator 2 the other night, and there was the scene where the Security Guard comes face to face with the T1000 who has shape-shifted to look like him. I said "They are twins in real life". Michelle just looked at me, waiting for the penny to drop. It took 5 seconds before I realised what I had said.

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      Michelle was watching Terminator 2 the other night, and there was the scene where the Security Guard comes face to face with the T1000 who has shape-shifted to look like him. I said "They are twins in real life". Michelle just looked at me, waiting for the penny to drop. It took 5 seconds before I realised what I had said.

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      :doh:

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        Michelle was watching Terminator 2 the other night, and there was the scene where the Security Guard comes face to face with the T1000 who has shape-shifted to look like him. I said "They are twins in real life". Michelle just looked at me, waiting for the penny to drop. It took 5 seconds before I realised what I had said.

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        fjdiewornncalwe
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        On the off-chance I may look like a completely ignorant fool, but too curious to care... I don't get it...:confused:

        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          On the off-chance I may look like a completely ignorant fool, but too curious to care... I don't get it...:confused:

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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          Well they didn't just hire two identical actors who weren't twins, did they?

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            Well they didn't just hire two identical actors who weren't twins, did they?

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            They didn't just use one actor and a green screen, did they?

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              They didn't just use one actor and a green screen, did they?

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              Er...No, they didn't[^]

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                Er...No, they didn't[^]

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                Accounting didn't have a strong enough say in that decision. :-D

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                  Er...No, they didn't[^]

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                  Just another useless tidbit of information that has been permanently etched into my volatile RAM.

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    Just another useless tidbit of information that has been permanently etched into my volatile RAM.

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    Marcus Kramer wrote:

                    ...permanently etched into my volatile RAM.

                    :-D

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                      Michelle was watching Terminator 2 the other night, and there was the scene where the Security Guard comes face to face with the T1000 who has shape-shifted to look like him. I said "They are twins in real life". Michelle just looked at me, waiting for the penny to drop. It took 5 seconds before I realised what I had said.

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                      I still dont get it. And whose penny was dropping anyway?

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                        Just another useless tidbit of information that has been permanently etched into my volatile RAM.

                        I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                        A grumpy sheep is a dangerous thing.

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                          A grumpy sheep is a dangerous thing.

                          Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          You will be devising Crossword Clues next! :)

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                            Michelle was watching Terminator 2 the other night, and there was the scene where the Security Guard comes face to face with the T1000 who has shape-shifted to look like him. I said "They are twins in real life". Michelle just looked at me, waiting for the penny to drop. It took 5 seconds before I realised what I had said.

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            No I still dont get it. You think Danny De Vito and Arnnold Scwarzenegger are twins in real-life? Because they aren't. ;P

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                              Michelle was watching Terminator 2 the other night, and there was the scene where the Security Guard comes face to face with the T1000 who has shape-shifted to look like him. I said "They are twins in real life". Michelle just looked at me, waiting for the penny to drop. It took 5 seconds before I realised what I had said.

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                              Strange, but I immediately realised what you had said. The only problem is that none of us have yet figured out the point of this story, it's less comprehensible than some CCCs, or the pearls of wisdom we see late some Friday nights.

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                                A grumpy sheep is a dangerous thing.

                                Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                I'd be grumpy too, if I were so prone to spontaneous combustion. So would ewe. :-D

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                                  I'd be grumpy too, if I were so prone to spontaneous combustion. So would ewe. :-D

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                                  I've got that book, one of my favourites. :)

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                                    I've got that book, one of my favourites. :)

                                    Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                    OK, I admit it - I'm lost. What book? :confused: :sigh: :)

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                                      OK, I admit it - I'm lost. What book? :confused: :sigh: :)

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                                      Before and After[^]

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                                        Before and After[^]

                                        Join the cool kids - Come fold with us[^]

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                                        Exploding sheep AND Nostradamus? I gotta get it. :-D

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