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Abject Oriented Programming.

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  • B Brady Kelly

    The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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    Dr Walt Fair PE
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    Too funny. Unfortunately, I've used Abject Oriented programming methods. Those are the practices I'm ashamed to tell anyone about and give me uncontrollable urges to vomit when I reread some of my old, old FORTRAN code! Abject programming is especially wonderful when combined with team programming and agile methods.

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    Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      Too funny. Unfortunately, I've used Abject Oriented programming methods. Those are the practices I'm ashamed to tell anyone about and give me uncontrollable urges to vomit when I reread some of my old, old FORTRAN code! Abject programming is especially wonderful when combined with team programming and agile methods.

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      Walt Fair, Jr., P. E. Comport Computing Specializing in Technical Engineering Software

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      Brady Kelly
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      My new job serves me great platters of Abject Oriented code every morning. :laugh: Then there's the data... :~

      modified on Sunday, December 12, 2010 9:18 AM

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      • B Brady Kelly

        The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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        Roger Wright
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        "That’s why some programmers use Visual Basic and others use VBScript — it’s all about choice." Now there's a wise programmer I can't wait to hire! :laugh:

        Will Rogers never met me.

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        • B Brady Kelly

          The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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          leppie
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          I think my previous co-worker based his programming methodology on that article...

          ((λ (x) `(,x ',x)) '(λ (x) `(,x ',x)))

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          • B Brady Kelly

            The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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            Lost User
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            :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Thank you.

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            • B Brady Kelly

              The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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              Mike Winiberg
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              At last! $0 years of expert programming vindicated. I've been doing things the right way after all...

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              • B Brady Kelly

                The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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                sashoalm
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                I've been inspired to fully implement the Abject-Oriented Technology in my next project.

                There is sufficient light for those who desire to see, and there is sufficient darkness for those of a contrary disposition. Blaise Pascal

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                • S sashoalm

                  I've been inspired to fully implement the Abject-Oriented Technology in my next project.

                  There is sufficient light for those who desire to see, and there is sufficient darkness for those of a contrary disposition. Blaise Pascal

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                  ghle
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                  sashoalm wrote:

                  I've been inspired to fully implement the Abject-Oriented Technology in my next previous project.

                  FTFY ;P

                  Gary

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                  • B Brady Kelly

                    The biggest joke is the bunch of chops that take this seriously.

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                    Ravi Sant
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                    there are better techniques available now. ------------- I hate it when people qualify some code based on number of lines of code.

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                    • R Ravi Sant

                      there are better techniques available now. ------------- I hate it when people qualify some code based on number of lines of code.

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                      Brady Kelly
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                      Where? You can't beat Abject!

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