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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    fat_boy wrote:

    Or even 'Angel Delight' perhaps?

    Ack! Ptooie! X| I ate that when I was a child. Now I feel I should wash my mouth out with something. Bleach perhaps.

    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Angel_Delight.jpg[^]

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      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Angel_Delight.jpg[^]

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      OriginalGriff
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      Oh god! Now you've done it... Bluuuerghhhh! X|

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Angel_Delight.jpg[^]

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        And they even managed to make it look llike a vulva. :wtf:

        "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          fat_boy wrote:

          Or even 'Angel Delight' perhaps?

          Ack! Ptooie! X| I ate that when I was a child. Now I feel I should wash my mouth out with something. Bleach perhaps.

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          Now I feel I should wash my mouth out with something. Bleach perhaps.

          Yeah, man bleach

          return 5;

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            ... when we celebrate the birth of an infant, in a shed, to a 13 year old virgin and an itinerant carpenter, there is one thing that has always caused me to ponder. Now, aparently the Angel Gabriel 'came across her'. Wouldnt it have been more certain if he had come inside her? I mean, either Gabriels understanding of the process of fertilizatin was woefully lacking or he was in a hurry, because spurtng your man fat over the girls torso isnt the way to do it. Or perhaps he suffered from premature ejaculation? I mean, being an Angel and all that, seeing a 13 year old virgin girl in bed would be too much I suppose...

            "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

            modified on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 5:22 AM

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            Remember... These are the same fools who thought genetic engineering included having a striped goat result from goats mating beside a striped tree... (Genesis Chapter 30 for those who are curious)

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

            modified on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 3:59 PM

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              Some idiot is on the loose, but to cowardly to leave a comment for his vote. Take 5+, from me.

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              fjdiewornncalwe
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              Religious nuts who still believe this stuff is my guess.

              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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              • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                Maybe he didn't like your take on the concept of "immaculate conception". Anything splattered with man fat as you put it can *erhhhmmm* hardly be called immaculate.

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                fjdiewornncalwe
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                It's all perspective, Manfred... From "his" view, it's immaculate, but she ends up having to clean up the mess.

                I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                • F fjdiewornncalwe

                  Religious nuts who still believe this stuff is my guess.

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                  Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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                  There's a nice descriptive term for that kind I've heard: religitards

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                  • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                    There's a nice descriptive term for that kind I've heard: religitards

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                    fjdiewornncalwe
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                    Indeed. I will need to use that one

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      ... when we celebrate the birth of an infant, in a shed, to a 13 year old virgin and an itinerant carpenter, there is one thing that has always caused me to ponder. Now, aparently the Angel Gabriel 'came across her'. Wouldnt it have been more certain if he had come inside her? I mean, either Gabriels understanding of the process of fertilizatin was woefully lacking or he was in a hurry, because spurtng your man fat over the girls torso isnt the way to do it. Or perhaps he suffered from premature ejaculation? I mean, being an Angel and all that, seeing a 13 year old virgin girl in bed would be too much I suppose...

                      "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

                      modified on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 5:22 AM

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                      It’s a medical fact that in some women the hymen is so strong and elastic that they could have sex and get pregnant without losing their virginity. Of course the process also has to involve a gullible carpenter with a small dick.

                      There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Angel_Delight.jpg[^]

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                        5 I'm still laughing.

                        "When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert

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                        • F fjdiewornncalwe

                          Remember... These are the same fools who thought genetic engineering included having a striped goat result from goats mating beside a striped tree... (Genesis Chapter 30 for those who are curious)

                          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

                          modified on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 3:59 PM

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                          Marcus Kramer wrote:

                          striped goat

                          I wonder whether its condom intestine was also stripey? :)

                          "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                            It’s a medical fact that in some women the hymen is so strong and elastic that they could have sex and get pregnant without losing their virginity. Of course the process also has to involve a gullible carpenter with a small dick.

                            There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                            Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                            Of course the process also has to involve a gullible carpenter with a small dick.

                            Joseph the Juvenile Genitalialed. Hmm, has a certain onomatapoeia to it (and if I spelt that right I'll be buggered!)

                            "It is a remarkable fact that despite the worldwide expenditure of perhaps US$50 billion since 1990, and the efforts of tens of thousands of scientists worldwide, no human climate signal has yet been detected that is distinct from natural variation." Bob Carter, Research Professor of Geology, James Cook University, Townsville

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                              Religious nuts who still believe this stuff is my guess.

                              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                              fjdiewornncalwe
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                              Apparently the religious minded univoter has struck, but is too cowardly to admit it...

                              I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                Apparently the religious minded univoter has struck, but is too cowardly to admit it...

                                I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                                I really can't accept the nativity as described in Luke and Mathew as anything other than a nice tale with little or no verifiable facts in it. (Though it's responsible for some rather beautiful music.) At the same time, I see no need to run around insulting people who, for one reason or another, believe it to be true. Kind of like telling a parent that his kid is ugly. It serves no purpose but to hurt feelings.

                                "I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth. I have observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer." ~ Benj Franklin

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                                  Remember... These are the same fools who thought genetic engineering included having a striped goat result from goats mating beside a striped tree... (Genesis Chapter 30 for those who are curious)

                                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

                                  modified on Tuesday, December 21, 2010 3:59 PM

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                                  Is that any different from what a lot of cultures were coming up with in their first fumblings at trying to arrive at cause and effect? To call someone a fool for attempting to come up with an explanation and arriving at one that, while wrong, was still being promulgated by scientists in the USSR in the 1930's - without any belief in a supreme being attached to it - seems a bit misguided. By the way, I countered the unibomber. Your post in no longer rated as unfit for discriminating readers. ;)

                                  "I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth. I have observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer." ~ Benj Franklin

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Would an angel emit "man fat"? Or "Angel fat" which could be anything. It is a misnomer to refer to ejaculate as "man fat" BTW. Typically, semen (one average ejaculate, approximately one teaspoon) contains : 150 mg of protein, 11 mg of carbohydrates, 6 mg fat, 3 mg cholesterol, 7% US RDA potassium and 3% US RDA copper and zinc. There are trace amounts of several vitamins in a regular, healthy, ejaculation-full of semen. In fact, the amount of vitamin C is about the same as in an orange. Very low fat content: may I suggest you try the term "man protein" instead?

                                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                    Essential Ingredient[^]

                                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      Essential Ingredient[^]

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      I am SO not coming round for dinner at your place...:~

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        I am SO not coming round for dinner at your place...:~

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                                        Don't ask, he might tell.

                                        "I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth. I have observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer." ~ Benj Franklin

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                                        • O Oakman

                                          I really can't accept the nativity as described in Luke and Mathew as anything other than a nice tale with little or no verifiable facts in it. (Though it's responsible for some rather beautiful music.) At the same time, I see no need to run around insulting people who, for one reason or another, believe it to be true. Kind of like telling a parent that his kid is ugly. It serves no purpose but to hurt feelings.

                                          "I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth. I have observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer." ~ Benj Franklin

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                                          But then it's easy to insult Christians, they only turn the other cheek.

                                          Just say 'NO' to evaluated arguments for diadic functions! Ash

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