The perfect girl
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"They got pregnant"? You really mean both of them? Hmmm, interesting. I Think I'll have to return to the soap box and re-read the stuff on immaculate conception. *Pondering* Maybe there is such a thing as mutual conception. That of course would be "hard" on the man.
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.she has to be hot and smart and funny and a geek which (lucky for me) she is and more :)
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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Marc Clifton wrote:
deep and meaningful relationships with women that don't tread into physical intimacy
Wuss! :laugh: Actually, I'm jealous. :thumbsup:
aspdotnetdev wrote:
Wuss!
Yeah, I'm showing my age. :) Marc
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.The perfect’s girl measures are 90/110/40. Ninety years old, having 110 degrees fever and forty million dollars in the bank.
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A couple of times last night, and several times the night before. I'm such a bad boy.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
who's the perfect geek girl for you
Mrs Yoda is the perfect girl for me. She has a degree in computing, knew me and tolerated me back in the band days (she's got the photos of me with in Spandex with my hair glammed up). We've got wonderful kids, and she's still beautiful. Why would I want anything else? I'll leave the room on the reindeer for somebody else.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
no bunny jokes, please
Not fair! :((
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
who's the perfect geek girl for you
Mrs Yoda is the perfect girl for me. She has a degree in computing, knew me and tolerated me back in the band days (she's got the photos of me with in Spandex with my hair glammed up). We've got wonderful kids, and she's still beautiful. Why would I want anything else? I'll leave the room on the reindeer for somebody else.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Okay, now when she is not looking behind you back you could tell us for Salma.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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No, the orangutan gets paid more. :)
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
the orangutan gets paid more.
Only if it's a male.
Will Rogers never met me.
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My empty heart needs to be filled, and Alison is the star I choose to fill it. In return, I shall shine my light upon her heart so that she may see the joy she has shown me. </poetry>
I think I'm going to hurl. :-D
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Slacker007 wrote:
she is smarter then me to boot.
As in, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Something like that.
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You might be right that getting pregnant is kind of hard to achieve all alone, yet both of them ("they got pregnant") getting pregnat is a bit too much for me to grasp. Anyhow, feel free to enlighten me! Except of course this kind of diction runs along the lines of: * We decided that he'll stop ... (whatever he likes doing) * We won't invite them anymore ... * We agreed a vasectomy is the only way to ... and can be summarized in the formulation: "Honey! Guess what, we're pregnant", I'd agree with you, else I'd have to revisit biology for beginners. Cheers!
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You might be right that getting pregnant is kind of hard to achieve all alone, yet both of them ("they got pregnant") getting pregnat is a bit too much for me to grasp. Anyhow, feel free to enlighten me! Except of course this kind of diction runs along the lines of: * We decided that he'll stop ... (whatever he likes doing) * We won't invite them anymore ... * We agreed a vasectomy is the only way to ... and can be summarized in the formulation: "Honey! Guess what, we're pregnant", I'd agree with you, else I'd have to revisit biology for beginners. Cheers!
It's the PC way of announcing pregnancy nowadays, which indicates both pregnancy and that the man accepts his responsibility in the situation. Men should never say 'my wife is pregnant', because that implies it has nothing to do with him.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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I wouldn't want to disappoint anyone. Especially her. *sigh* :-D
:..::. Douglas H. Troy ::..
Bad Astronomy |VCF|wxWidgets|WTLWell, I am glad I scanned through before being the second to mention her.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
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It's the PC way of announcing pregnancy nowadays, which indicates both pregnancy and that the man accepts his responsibility in the situation. Men should never say 'my wife is pregnant', because that implies it has nothing to do with him.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Rest assured that I took it exactly the way you just pointed it out. I just couldn't resist taking a stab at this phraseology... OMG, I think I'd better stop posting and concentrate more on the bottle of Riesling in front of me. Checking out 'til tomorrow ... Have a nice day or evening or whatever is yoour bestt par t of the day
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It's the PC way of announcing pregnancy nowadays, which indicates both pregnancy and that the man accepts his responsibility in the situation. Men should never say 'my wife is pregnant', because that implies it has nothing to do with him.
Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.
Christian Graus wrote:
Men should never say 'my wife is pregnant', because that implies it has nothing to do with him.
It might not!! :laugh: :laugh:
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Christian Graus wrote:
Men should never say 'my wife is pregnant', because that implies it has nothing to do with him.
It might not!! :laugh: :laugh:
I don't have ADHD, I have ADOS... Attention Deficit oooh SHINY!! If you like cars, check out the Booger Mobile blog | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
Right on spot! :-D
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More often than not, I just end up with the girl that loves me back. Of course I have a vision of what kind of partner I would prefer, but when you know the significant other would do anything for you, thats all it takes for me. I am sold.
You actually deserve a 10 or more points for admitting this, but hey it's all I can give. I'm absolutedefinitely in accordance with your statement. (Still need more wine though)
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I think I'm going to hurl. :-D
I believe that is an official Slacker007 seal of approval. Thanks! :laugh:
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.My wife of course; She meets all the requirements, 0. Looks good (in any dress) 1. really simple 2. Bit geeky, She learned C language for crying out loud even though she has an arts Major.