The perfect girl
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
who's the perfect geek girl for you
My wife...corny but true and she is smarter then me to boot. :-D
Slacker007 wrote:
...smarter then me...
The odds are in her favor.
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
who's the perfect geek girl for you
My wife...corny but true and she is smarter then me to boot. :-D
Yeah, I bet she'd have said "than"! :)
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation...
A pretty standard excuse for single people. I used it a lot in my early twenties...
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My empty heart needs to be filled, and Alison is the star I choose to fill it. In return, I shall shine my light upon her heart so that she may see the joy she has shown me. </poetry>
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I know a woman who in her rock and roll days married her perfect man: a musician. She worked in a famous (around here) music store growing up went to all the big concerts and was attracted to him as a musician. They got pregnant early in their relationship and they ended up getting married at quite a young age and having a son. Fast forward many years and he's still a struggling musician barely able to keep down a job, more often than not she's supporting everyone and I think she has a *very* different view of the perfect man. :)
There is no failure only feedback
"They got pregnant"? You really mean both of them? Hmmm, interesting. I Think I'll have to return to the soap box and re-read the stuff on immaculate conception. *Pondering* Maybe there is such a thing as mutual conception. That of course would be "hard" on the man.
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Salma Hayek
"When did ignorance become a point of view" - Dilbert
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"They got pregnant"? You really mean both of them? Hmmm, interesting. I Think I'll have to return to the soap box and re-read the stuff on immaculate conception. *Pondering* Maybe there is such a thing as mutual conception. That of course would be "hard" on the man.
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.she has to be hot and smart and funny and a geek which (lucky for me) she is and more :)
"mostly watching the human race is like watching dogs watch tv ... they see the pictures move but the meaning escapes them"
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Marc Clifton wrote:
deep and meaningful relationships with women that don't tread into physical intimacy
Wuss! :laugh: Actually, I'm jealous. :thumbsup:
aspdotnetdev wrote:
Wuss!
Yeah, I'm showing my age. :) Marc
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.The perfect’s girl measures are 90/110/40. Ninety years old, having 110 degrees fever and forty million dollars in the bank.
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A couple of times last night, and several times the night before. I'm such a bad boy.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
who's the perfect geek girl for you
Mrs Yoda is the perfect girl for me. She has a degree in computing, knew me and tolerated me back in the band days (she's got the photos of me with in Spandex with my hair glammed up). We've got wonderful kids, and she's still beautiful. Why would I want anything else? I'll leave the room on the reindeer for somebody else.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Back in my rock & roll days, my definition of the perfect girl was reasonably simple. Above and beyond the obvious desire to have her look good in high heels and a little black dress, I just wanted someone who enjoyed the creative & party lifestyle of a musician. These days, prompted in no small way by, er, lessons learned (no bunny jokes, please :)), I find that my requirements are a bit more in depth. Someone who is naturally happy and positive by nature (harder to find that it would seem), intelligent enough for deep conversation, and while she doesn't have to be a full on programmer, a little geekness would go a long way. I mention this just in case Santa is reading CP, of course. How 'bout you guys - at least the ones who are single - who's the perfect geek girl for you? You never know, you might get your wish. Never underestimate the effectiveness of bribing reindeer. :-D
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
no bunny jokes, please
Not fair! :((
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Christopher Duncan wrote:
who's the perfect geek girl for you
Mrs Yoda is the perfect girl for me. She has a degree in computing, knew me and tolerated me back in the band days (she's got the photos of me with in Spandex with my hair glammed up). We've got wonderful kids, and she's still beautiful. Why would I want anything else? I'll leave the room on the reindeer for somebody else.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
Okay, now when she is not looking behind you back you could tell us for Salma.
There is only one Ashley Judd and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.
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No, the orangutan gets paid more. :)
Christopher Duncan
www.PracticalUSA.com
Author of The Career Programmer
Writing apps? Developing sites? Hate marketing? We can help.Christopher Duncan wrote:
the orangutan gets paid more.
Only if it's a male.
Will Rogers never met me.
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My empty heart needs to be filled, and Alison is the star I choose to fill it. In return, I shall shine my light upon her heart so that she may see the joy she has shown me. </poetry>
I think I'm going to hurl. :-D
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Slacker007 wrote:
she is smarter then me to boot.
As in, you couldn't pour piss out of a boot, if the instructions were written on the heel?
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.”
Something like that.
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You might be right that getting pregnant is kind of hard to achieve all alone, yet both of them ("they got pregnant") getting pregnat is a bit too much for me to grasp. Anyhow, feel free to enlighten me! Except of course this kind of diction runs along the lines of: * We decided that he'll stop ... (whatever he likes doing) * We won't invite them anymore ... * We agreed a vasectomy is the only way to ... and can be summarized in the formulation: "Honey! Guess what, we're pregnant", I'd agree with you, else I'd have to revisit biology for beginners. Cheers!
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You might be right that getting pregnant is kind of hard to achieve all alone, yet both of them ("they got pregnant") getting pregnat is a bit too much for me to grasp. Anyhow, feel free to enlighten me! Except of course this kind of diction runs along the lines of: * We decided that he'll stop ... (whatever he likes doing) * We won't invite them anymore ... * We agreed a vasectomy is the only way to ... and can be summarized in the formulation: "Honey! Guess what, we're pregnant", I'd agree with you, else I'd have to revisit biology for beginners. Cheers!
It's the PC way of announcing pregnancy nowadays, which indicates both pregnancy and that the man accepts his responsibility in the situation. Men should never say 'my wife is pregnant', because that implies it has nothing to do with him.
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