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Is it just me or is CP blazingly fast today?

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  • A Abhinav S

    bleedingfingers wrote:

    I didn't know it was off! I came in only about 15 minutes back. I read the reputation thing was called off, nothing else.

    Why do you think the CCC was so late? :) You can always synchronize your clock by looking at the time of the CCC (except on the rare day when DD's manager catches hold of him).

    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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    Dalek Dave
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    Abhinav S wrote:

    (except on the rare day when DD's manager Director catches hold of him).

    Needed fixing, I am a manager, I answer to the Board! Otherwise yes. I couldn't believe it was down this morning.

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      So what you are saying is, you smell a rat?

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      Gary Wheeler
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      By and large, rats don't smell. My daughter has had four of them as pets, and they've been, by far, some of the cleanest pets we've ever had.

      Software Zen: delete this;

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        By and large, rats don't smell. My daughter has had four of them as pets, and they've been, by far, some of the cleanest pets we've ever had.

        Software Zen: delete this;

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        Dalek Dave
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        Mice smell! There is a murine odour that is quite unmistakable!

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        • A Abhinav S

          bleedingfingers wrote:

          I didn't know it was off! I came in only about 15 minutes back. I read the reputation thing was called off, nothing else.

          Why do you think the CCC was so late? :) You can always synchronize your clock by looking at the time of the CCC (except on the rare day when DD's manager catches hold of him).

          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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          Lost User
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          Abhinav S wrote:

          except on the rare day when DD's manager catches hold of him).

          A crossword is a kind of maze, innit? He can easily hide behind the black walls and pillars and give his boss the slip. It may result in a certain colored slip being handed out but...

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            Abhinav S wrote:

            except on the rare day when DD's manager catches hold of him).

            A crossword is a kind of maze, innit? He can easily hide behind the black walls and pillars and give his boss the slip. It may result in a certain colored slip being handed out but...

            ...byte till it megahertz... my donation to web rubbish

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            Abhinav S
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            bleedingfingers wrote:

            his boss the slip. It may result in a certain colored slip being handed out but...

            I do believe those who try to solve these crosswords are at similar risks.

            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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              Any link I click on loads the page even before the click sound from the mouse button release reaches me!

              ...byte till it megahertz... my donation to web rubbish

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              OriginalGriff
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              Special "Additives" in the hamster food. Don't ask. No names, no pack drill.

              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Mice smell! There is a murine odour that is quite unmistakable!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                Gary Wheeler
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                There is a murine odour that is quite unmistakable!

                So you're saying mice smell like mice[^]?

                Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  There is a murine odour that is quite unmistakable!

                  So you're saying mice smell like mice[^]?

                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  Yes. I am merely saying that the smell is unmistakable.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  • A Abhinav S

                    bleedingfingers wrote:

                    his boss the slip. It may result in a certain colored slip being handed out but...

                    I do believe those who try to solve these crosswords are at similar risks.

                    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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                    Lost User
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                    Even if they are employed by CP? :rolleyes:

                    ...byte till it megahertz... my donation to web rubbish

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                      Even if they are employed by CP? :rolleyes:

                      ...byte till it megahertz... my donation to web rubbish

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                      Abhinav S
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                      bleedingfingers wrote:

                      Even if they are employed by CP

                      Honestly speaking, yes I think so. :)

                      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Abhinav S wrote:

                        (except on the rare day when DD's manager Director catches hold of him).

                        Needed fixing, I am a manager, I answer to the Board! Otherwise yes. I couldn't believe it was down this morning.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        Abhinav S
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                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        Needed fixing, I am a manager, I answer to the Board!

                        Ah - sorry about that confusion. I should have used the word 'boss' instead of 'manager' above. :)

                        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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                        • A Abhinav S

                          bleedingfingers wrote:

                          Even if they are employed by CP

                          Honestly speaking, yes I think so. :)

                          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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                          Dalek Dave
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                          Especially those employed by CP!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            Special "Additives" in the hamster food. Don't ask. No names, no pack drill.

                            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

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                            Abhinav S
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            Don't ask. No names, no pack drill.

                            When does the effect wear out, doctor? :rolleyes:

                            The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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                            • A Abhinav S

                              OriginalGriff wrote:

                              Don't ask. No names, no pack drill.

                              When does the effect wear out, doctor? :rolleyes:

                              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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                              OriginalGriff
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                              About when they get munchies again... :laugh:

                              Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together.

                              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Mice smell! There is a murine odour that is quite unmistakable!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                Argyle4Ever
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                                And gerbils..

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                                  Any link I click on loads the page even before the click sound from the mouse button release reaches me!

                                  ...byte till it megahertz... my donation to web rubbish

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                                  Luc Pattyn
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                                  having such long arms must be very uncomfortable. no wonder you are bleeding all the time. :)

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                                  Please use <PRE> tags for code snippets, they preserve indentation, improve readability, and make me actually look at the code.

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