Overheard Conversation of Software Tester buying a Car.
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One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
Hugh Jarce 1 wrote:
One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
Don't go man, I'm also one of the worst debator here. Come with good/new one next time, surely people will praise you. BTW I'm trying the same.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
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Very ballsy of you I must say.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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Hugh Jarce 1 wrote:
One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
Don't go man, I'm also one of the worst debator here. Come with good/new one next time, surely people will praise you. BTW I'm trying the same.
thatraja
**My Tip/Tricks
My Dad had a Heart Attack on this day so don't...
**It was marked as a rant, not as a joke. People seem to have missed that small, but important, point. [Edit]Give my account a minute to compensate for your 1-vote.[/Edit]
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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In all actuality, I should have some sympathy for you. Some folks here don't get my brand of humor either, but the joke you posted sucks so universally, that the entire solar system might be drawn into the ensuing black hole.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:20 AM
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
er, but the joke you posted sucks so universally, that the entire solar system might be drawn into the ensuing black hole.
Amen. :)
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
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It was marked as a rant, not as a joke. People seem to have missed that small, but important, point. [Edit]Give my account a minute to compensate for your 1-vote.[/Edit]
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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In all actuality, I should have some sympathy for you. Some folks here don't get my brand of humor either, but the joke you posted sucks so universally, that the entire solar system might be drawn into the ensuing black hole.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:20 AM
You have a sense of humor? Who knew!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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I could link to my silverlight site and cook up an animation.
Perfect.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
PANDERER! :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
You have a sense of humor? Who knew!
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
I don't know who voted your message a 1, but it was clearly sarcasm, I 5'd it to compensate.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Tester - Can I drive the car with my eyes closed? Salesman - No you can't drive the car with your eyes closed. Tester - If I repeatedly kick the indicator stalk, will it break? Salesman - Probably. Tester - Hurrumph. Tester - If I deliberately crash the car at high speed off a cliff am I likely to be injured? Salesman - The car is not intended for that purpose. Tester - Hurrumph. Tester - Does the car come with a manual? Salesman - Yes! Tester - Can the manual be used to light fires? Salesman - Yes, but that is not its intended purpose. Tester - Erm, if I get in the car and dont follow signs, disregard my driver training, deliberately misuse the controls will I get home safely? Salesman - Probably not. Tester - Bah, what kind of car is this? Tester - Are its headlights sledgehammer proof? Salesman - No. Tester - Can it read my mind? Salesman - No. Tester - If I dive out of the door at 60 mph will I be safe, and the car find its own way home? Salesman - No. Tester - If I disregard every rule of logic and deliberately try and injure people by driving recklessly on the pavements will the car keep me and the pedestrians safe? Salesman - No.
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In all actuality, I should have some sympathy for you. Some folks here don't get my brand of humor either, but the joke you posted sucks so universally, that the entire solar system might be drawn into the ensuing black hole.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997modified on Tuesday, January 11, 2011 8:20 AM
John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
my brand of humor
Smith & Wesson?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
my brand of humor
Smith & Wesson?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Actually, it's Springfield Armory, and that's for "retribution", not humor. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I don't know who voted your message a 1, but it was clearly sarcasm, I 5'd it to compensate.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Thanks.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me
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One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
Hugh Jarce 1 wrote:
Byeee!
Shouldn't that be "kthx bi lolz"
Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
I'm looking forward to it; primarily because it should wipe that smug grin off Steve Jobs face.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
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Actually, it's Springfield Armory, and that's for "retribution", not humor. :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Springfield Armory
D'oh! (It had to be said.)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sad sack: "Hey everybody, look at the really neat shirt my Mommy dressed me in today. It has Barney on it." Lounge: "That's nice."
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Very ballsy of you I must say.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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One silly post, one page full of anger to a complete stranger, what a strange place the internet is.....my job here is done. Byeee!
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Mark Wallace wrote:
I want one with this[^] picture.
Shades of the most disturbing fanfic I ever read...
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Dan Neely wrote:
Shades of the most disturbing fanfic I ever read...
People write fanfics about Barney?!? What on Earth is the world coming to?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
