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  • M Mladen Jankovic

    J4amieC wrote:

    Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh

    Ah, I see your lack of sense of humor is in fact a family thing.

    [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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    J4amieC
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    Insult fail. "My 10 year old niece" was metaphor for "A child".

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    • S stevepqr

      Your upvotes say it all - not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now - unfortunately most of us have to put up with someone like this at the office, at least we can turn this one off :)

      Apathy Rules - I suppose...

      Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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      Dalek Dave
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      I can be ignored at your pleasure. Although that was one of the best backhanded compliments I have seen, gets you a 5 for cleverness!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        BBC[^]

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        Mladen Jankovic
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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        BBC

        My god! How did you pull that one?

        [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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        • L Lost User

          All of which is more than you contribute. If you can do better than feel free to do so, but when Dave is on holiday, I personally speaking, find the lounge a noticably more boring place.

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          super
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          PompeyBoy3 wrote:

          I personally speaking, find the lounge a noticably more boring place.

          Never confuse serene with boring :-D

          cheers, Super ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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          • J J4amieC

            And the votes say it all.

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            Henry Minute
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            Regrettably not. All they show is either a sheep like mentality or a liking for or dislike of a particular member. They bear little or no relation to the worth of a message.

            Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus!

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            • M Mladen Jankovic

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              BBC

              My god! How did you pull that one?

              [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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              Dalek Dave
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              I have my Sauces.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I can be ignored at your pleasure. Although that was one of the best backhanded compliments I have seen, gets you a 5 for cleverness!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                stevepqr
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                Dalek Dave wrote:

                I can be ignored at your pleasure.

                I generally do, but thanks for the 5 anyway :)

                Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Probably, but he is at the core of the company's success.

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                  QuiJohn
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                  This could make Apple ripe for the picking.


                  He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.

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                  • Q QuiJohn

                    This could make Apple ripe for the picking.


                    He said, "Boy I'm just old and lonely, But thank you for your concern, Here's wishing you a Happy New Year." I wished him one back in return.

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I hope the company doesn't Crumble.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      CCC is popular, lots of people attempt it, you are under no obligation to even click on it. The Puns threads go on for some time with lots of participants, you are under no obligation to join in. I haven't posted drunk for quite some time, you should pay more attention to current trends. I am not alone in the 'So Long Suckers...' Posts, but if you don't like them, tough. Mysongenistic crap happened once, and I have apologised for it. Other than that fine. Kiss my arse, I really don't care. No, seriously, my level of giving a crap is so minute as to be statistically zero.

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      J4amieC
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                      Interestingly, you didnt actually answer the question of what you post which is worthwhile. You just attempted to justify the crap you do post.

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                      • S stevepqr

                        Your upvotes say it all - not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now - unfortunately most of us have to put up with someone like this at the office, at least we can turn this one off :)

                        Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                        Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                        Peter Mulholland
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                        I picked this[^] up in a book shop at the weekend. Haven't read it yet, but it has got good reviews.

                        Pete

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                        • J J4amieC

                          Insult fail. "My 10 year old niece" was metaphor for "A child".

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                          Mladen Jankovic
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                          Still haven't found it?

                          [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                          • J J4amieC

                            Interestingly, you didnt actually answer the question of what you post which is worthwhile. You just attempted to justify the crap you do post.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            Who am I to say what is worthwhile, that would be the worst kind of hypocrisy. I just post and let others judge. That's the sole raison d'être of a forum isn't it?

                            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                            • S stevepqr

                              Your upvotes say it all - not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now - unfortunately most of us have to put up with someone like this at the office, at least we can turn this one off :)

                              Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                              Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                              Mladen Jankovic
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                              stevepqr wrote:

                              not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now

                              And I haven't seen you contributing anything useful to the site, which makes your assertion comical.

                              [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                              • P Peter Mulholland

                                I picked this[^] up in a book shop at the weekend. Haven't read it yet, but it has got good reviews.

                                Pete

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                                stevepqr
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                                Then I suggest you read it :)

                                Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                                Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                                • S stevepqr

                                  Then I suggest you read it :)

                                  Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                                  Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                                  Peter Mulholland
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                                  have you read it? I was suggesting it as a possibly appropriate read for yourself given your ealier comment about having to deal with certain types of people in work.

                                  Pete

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                                  • M Mladen Jankovic

                                    stevepqr wrote:

                                    not to mention the MVP status which makes this site kind of a joke now

                                    And I haven't seen you contributing anything useful to the site, which makes your assertion comical.

                                    [Genetic Algorithm Library] [Wowd]

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                                    stevepqr
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                                    Ahh, the DD sycophants are out in force today, do you have anything useful to contribute to this discussion? No me neither, simply making my point - don't like it? tough, but as the Almighty DD himself would say 'who gives a crap?' Not me thats for sure :laugh:

                                    Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                                    Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                                    • P Peter Mulholland

                                      have you read it? I was suggesting it as a possibly appropriate read for yourself given your ealier comment about having to deal with certain types of people in work.

                                      Pete

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                                      stevepqr
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                                      I find that earphones and a volume control usually help.

                                      Apathy Rules - I suppose...

                                      Its not the things you fear that come to get you but all the things that you don't expect

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                                      • L Lost User

                                        An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Theres a joke there somewhere.

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                        An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

                                        That's the kind of apple where claims about it are grounded in reality. Jobsian apples are so sugar-coated that they'd kill you in a week.

                                        PompeyBoy3 wrote:

                                        Theres a joke there somewhere.

                                        There is: "Doctor, Doctor! It doesn't work when I move my hand like this!" (You know the rest.)

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • J J4amieC

                                          You seem like a "Popular" guy round here, so I know I risk a heavy downvoting for this but..... What do you actually post which isnt: A CCC every day (Which im sure is just an attempt to make yourself look smart) Random shite puns which wouldn't even make my 10 year old niece laugh A drunk load of nonsense "So long suckers" every damn Friday :rolleyes: Some Mysogonistic crap which makes all male programmers look like 12 year olds.

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                                          Mark_Wallace
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                                          J4amieC wrote:

                                          <snipped>

                                          OTOH, all I've seen from you today is character assassination. Not "valuable play" at all.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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