Maths Joke - I thought it was funny in 1971!

[hayrob]

What's purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape.

[Abhinav S]

hayrob wrote:

I thought it was funny in 1971!

Yes. It was funny then!

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[Steve Mayfield]

that pretty much sums it up :)

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[Dalek Dave]

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[Abhinav S]

Thats Even beyond what I can remember, but Oddly, I don't think so.

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[Chris C B]

What's black, and lives in Zimbabwe? . . . . . . . . . . . . A Matebelian group. Jeez - that was awful. ;P :laugh:

[Chris Maunder]

Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...

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[Pete OHanlon]

Which strip did you nick that one from?

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[Ger Hayden]

And when you think about non algebraic real numbers is it.... Trancendental Meditation???

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[Gary Wheeler]

Run! Run for your lives! the math majors are loose!

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[Bassam Abdul Baki]

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[Mark_Wallace]

Chris Maunder wrote:

A: Möbius Dick...

Sounds like it could bring the tears to someone's eyes.

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[Dan Neely]

E to the x is walking down the street when a crowd of functions comes running by. “Run for your life,” they say. “The differential operator is coming!” Unperturbed, e to the x continues walking. Another crowd of functions passes by with the same warning. “The differential operator is coming!” “Can’t hurt me,” thought e to the x, “I am my own derivative.” Then, from around the corner comes the differential operator. Stomp, stomp, stomp. “Why aren’t you running like the others?” asked the differential operator. “You can’t hurt me, I'm e to the X!” “Ah,” said the differential operator, “but I am the derivative with respect to y!” This isn't the only calculus joke I know, but the others are only debatably KSS (does she know calculus?).

3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

[PIEBALDconsult]

Dan Neely wrote:

does she know calculus?).

Mine does, but I don't.

[Mark_Wallace]

People thought that "Knock Three Times" was music, back in 1971. They were wrong, too.

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