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  • H hayrob

    What's purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape.

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    Abhinav S
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    hayrob wrote:

    I thought it was funny in 1971!

    Yes. It was funny then!

    The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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      hayrob wrote:

      I thought it was funny in 1971!

      Yes. It was funny then!

      The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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      Steve Mayfield
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      that pretty much sums it up :)

      Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am

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        hayrob wrote:

        I thought it was funny in 1971!

        Yes. It was funny then!

        The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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        Dalek Dave
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        When you were in your Prime?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          When you were in your Prime?

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          Abhinav S
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          Thats Even beyond what I can remember, but Oddly, I don't think so.

          The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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          • H hayrob

            What's purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape.

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            Chris C B
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            What's black, and lives in Zimbabwe? . . . . . . . . . . . . A Matebelian group. Jeez - that was awful. ;P :laugh:

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            • H hayrob

              What's purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape.

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              Chris Maunder
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              Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...

              cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...

                cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Which strip did you nick that one from?

                I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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                  Which strip did you nick that one from?

                  I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                  Ger Hayden
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                  And when you think about non algebraic real numbers is it.... Trancendental Meditation???

                  Ger

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                  • C Chris Maunder

                    Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...

                    cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                    Gary Wheeler
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                    Run! Run for your lives! the math majors are loose!

                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                    • C Chris Maunder

                      Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...

                      cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                      Q: What's yellow and equivalent to the Axiom of Choice? A: Zorn's lemon.

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                      • C Chris Maunder

                        Ignore them. It's still funny. Q: What is non-orientable and lives in the ocean? A: Möbius Dick...

                        cheers, Chris Maunder The Code Project | Co-founder Microsoft C++ MVP

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Chris Maunder wrote:

                        A: Möbius Dick...

                        Sounds like it could bring the tears to someone's eyes.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • H hayrob

                          What's purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape.

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                          Dan Neely
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                          E to the x is walking down the street when a crowd of functions comes running by. “Run for your life,” they say. “The differential operator is coming!” Unperturbed, e to the x continues walking. Another crowd of functions passes by with the same warning. “The differential operator is coming!” “Can’t hurt me,” thought e to the x, “I am my own derivative.” Then, from around the corner comes the differential operator. Stomp, stomp, stomp. “Why aren’t you running like the others?” asked the differential operator. “You can’t hurt me, I'm e to the X!” “Ah,” said the differential operator, “but I am the derivative with respect to y!” This isn't the only calculus joke I know, but the others are only debatably KSS (does she know calculus?).

                          3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                            E to the x is walking down the street when a crowd of functions comes running by. “Run for your life,” they say. “The differential operator is coming!” Unperturbed, e to the x continues walking. Another crowd of functions passes by with the same warning. “The differential operator is coming!” “Can’t hurt me,” thought e to the x, “I am my own derivative.” Then, from around the corner comes the differential operator. Stomp, stomp, stomp. “Why aren’t you running like the others?” asked the differential operator. “You can’t hurt me, I'm e to the X!” “Ah,” said the differential operator, “but I am the derivative with respect to y!” This isn't the only calculus joke I know, but the others are only debatably KSS (does she know calculus?).

                            3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                            PIEBALDconsult
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                            Dan Neely wrote:

                            does she know calculus?).

                            Mine does, but I don't.

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                            • H hayrob

                              What's purple and commutes? An Abelian Grape.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              People thought that "Knock Three Times" was music, back in 1971. They were wrong, too.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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