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  • P Pete OHanlon

    How's Donna doing? We're thinking of you mate.

    I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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    Christian Graus
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    I came home last night and she'd been taken to hospital. I left at 10, they admitted her at 1 am. She's in the neurological ward, they've done a CT scan and hopefully an MRI today. Still no idea what is wrong. Thanks :)

    Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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    • C Christian Graus

      I came home last night and she'd been taken to hospital. I left at 10, they admitted her at 1 am. She's in the neurological ward, they've done a CT scan and hopefully an MRI today. Still no idea what is wrong. Thanks :)

      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Woe Bestrides has got your back man.

      I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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      • C Christian Graus

        I came home last night and she'd been taken to hospital. I left at 10, they admitted her at 1 am. She's in the neurological ward, they've done a CT scan and hopefully an MRI today. Still no idea what is wrong. Thanks :)

        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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        RichardM1
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        Well, that explains the bad mood. Praying for her & you. BTW, now 15 of us had not heard it.

        Opacity, the new Transparency.

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        • C Christian Graus

          Wow - 12 people who had not heard this joke 100 times before ?

          Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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          GenJerDan
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          First time by Lou Costello. :)

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          • P Pete OHanlon

            Woe Bestrides has got your back man.

            I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

            Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

            My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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            Christian Graus
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            Thanks mate. Hannah said something today that I thought was an awesome band name: Sludgy Blood.

            Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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            • C Christian Graus

              Wow - 12 people who had not heard this joke 100 times before ?

              Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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              Abhinav S
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              Christian Graus wrote:

              Wow - 12 people who had not heard this joke 100 times before ?

              24 - including me now. :)

              The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick

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              • S Sandeep Mewara

                A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time , I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners..." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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                Nithin Sundar
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                Heard it long back but still nice. :laugh:

                My Blog What you do, when you don't know what to do is what you do when you don't want to do what you do.

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                • C Christian Graus

                  Wow - 12 people who had not heard this joke 100 times before ?

                  Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                  Rajesh R Subramanian
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                  31, adding me.

                  "Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

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                  • S Sandeep Mewara

                    A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time , I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners..." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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                    Lost User
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                    30+ upvotes. Congratulations :thumbsup:

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                    • C Christian Graus

                      Thanks mate. Hannah said something today that I thought was an awesome band name: Sludgy Blood.

                      Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                      Pete OHanlon
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                      That's genius.

                      I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                      Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                      My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                      • C Christian Graus

                        Wow - 12 people who had not heard this joke 100 times before ?

                        Christian Graus Driven to the arms of OSX by Vista. Read my blog to find out how I've worked around bugs in Microsoft tools and frameworks.

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                        Ger Hayden
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                        New to me. 5

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                        • S Sandeep Mewara

                          A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time , I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners..." "Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open... "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "Now if this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning."

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                          Slacker007
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                          I wonder how many rep points you made off this joke. I guess at close to 200. I need to come up with good jokes more often. ;P

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