Acronyms that a gun owner must remember
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Talk as little as possible Reiterate your innocence to the media Insist on a new lawyer when things start to go sideways in court Ask for leniency when the jury announces their verdict Lie if you have to Pray the really big inmates don't notice you Resist the urge to cry when they do Identify the guys that can protect you Say anything you have to to remain a virgin Organize a club for other prison bitches like yourself Never bend over to pick up your soap in the shower
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997:laugh: Funny
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ACTS and how it leads to PROVE. THE VITAL FOUR ACTS OF FIREARMS SAFETY * Assume every firearm is loaded. * Control the muzzle direction at all times. * Trigger finger must be kept off the trigger and out of the trigger guard. * See that the firearm is unloaded – PROVE it safe. PROVE * Point the firearm in the safest available direction. * Remove all cartridges. * Observe the chamber. * Verify the feeding path. * Examine the bore. And finally never ignore the manual - not in this case. :)
The funniest thing about this particular signature is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything it's too late to stop reading it. My latest tip/trick
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I always appreciate the voice of experience. 'If you need help with a wound, look for a man with scars' - Leela to The Doctor
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
That looks wicked cool!!
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My wife & I are watching the entire Fourth Doctor, from regeneration to regeneration. Although I always remember Leela's words of wisdom, if recently implies within the last couple of months, then recently it is. "Put him to the torture." - Leela in 'Talon's of Weng Chiang' (My favorite)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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My wife & I are watching the entire Fourth Doctor, from regeneration to regeneration. Although I always remember Leela's words of wisdom, if recently implies within the last couple of months, then recently it is. "Put him to the torture." - Leela in 'Talon's of Weng Chiang' (My favorite)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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or you could, ya know, just not buy a gun, but that would be too smart for you 'americans' rite? :D
MVC
"or you could, ya know, just" check before you open your big keyboard, and discover that Abhinav (an Indian name, so there's a clue) is Indian, not American. Further research would have found that India has reasonably stringent gun law. Even further research might have led you to discover your shift key, and a spelling checker...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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Going off topic a bit (hey - it's the lounge). The most recent Xmas special - flying fish and soppy stereotypical sentimentality - arguably the worst episode I've ever seen. How'd it go down in UK ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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"or you could, ya know, just" check before you open your big keyboard, and discover that Abhinav (an Indian name, so there's a clue) is Indian, not American. Further research would have found that India has reasonably stringent gun law. Even further research might have led you to discover your shift key, and a spelling checker...
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
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"You put 15 rounds into the man you said tried to attack you and insist it was a tragic accident. Explain!" "It was a tragedy, I forgot my spare magazines at home and ran out of bullets."
3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18
Probably was accidentally left on full automatic. No big deal. (after the first 5 or 10 rounds, it stops hurting)
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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That looks wicked cool!!
I hope so. It was so cool that these guys[^] used them. Just remove the magazine and stick a few bits of plastic on them et voilà, futuristic space gun.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
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Off topic a little that SMG was a Sterling wasn't it. Was that range in main land England if so where???:cool:
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Going off topic a bit (hey - it's the lounge). The most recent Xmas special - flying fish and soppy stereotypical sentimentality - arguably the worst episode I've ever seen. How'd it go down in UK ?
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]
Dalek Dave wrote:
and was firing an SMG
Ah. The grease gun! :)
WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.
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or you could, ya know, just not buy a gun, but that would be too smart for you 'americans' rite? :D
MVC
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Umm I'm a Brit but it's a mystery to me as well :)
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Umm I'm a Brit but it's a mystery to me as well :)
You must be a lineswoman then.
I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
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"Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."
