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  • D Dalek Dave

    "So why did you shoot him six times?" "I ran out of bullits."

    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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    Dan Neely
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    "You put 15 rounds into the man you said tried to attack you and insist it was a tragic accident. Explain!" "It was a tragedy, I forgot my spare magazines at home and ran out of bullets."

    3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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      Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!

      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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      Jason Vetter
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      That looks wicked cool!!

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Very Good! Did you see or read that recently?

        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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        W Balboos GHB
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        My wife & I are watching the entire Fourth Doctor, from regeneration to regeneration. Although I always remember Leela's words of wisdom, if recently implies within the last couple of months, then recently it is. "Put him to the torture." - Leela in 'Talon's of Weng Chiang' (My favorite)

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          My wife & I are watching the entire Fourth Doctor, from regeneration to regeneration. Although I always remember Leela's words of wisdom, if recently implies within the last couple of months, then recently it is. "Put him to the torture." - Leela in 'Talon's of Weng Chiang' (My favorite)

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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          Dalek Dave
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          "I can give you and the young lady a fixed abode quite easily, sir!"

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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          • L Lost User

            or you could, ya know, just not buy a gun, but that would be too smart for you 'americans' rite? :D

            MVC

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            OriginalGriff
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            "or you could, ya know, just" check before you open your big keyboard, and discover that Abhinav (an Indian name, so there's a clue) is Indian, not American. Further research would have found that India has reasonably stringent gun law. Even further research might have led you to discover your shift key, and a spelling checker...

            Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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            • D Dalek Dave

              "I can give you and the young lady a fixed abode quite easily, sir!"

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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              W Balboos GHB
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              Going off topic a bit (hey - it's the lounge). The most recent Xmas special - flying fish and soppy stereotypical sentimentality - arguably the worst episode I've ever seen. How'd it go down in UK ?

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                "or you could, ya know, just" check before you open your big keyboard, and discover that Abhinav (an Indian name, so there's a clue) is Indian, not American. Further research would have found that India has reasonably stringent gun law. Even further research might have led you to discover your shift key, and a spelling checker...

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                Dalek Dave
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                I find the level of bitchin' in that post to be "Adequate". Have a 5!

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                • D Dan Neely

                  "You put 15 rounds into the man you said tried to attack you and insist it was a tragic accident. Explain!" "It was a tragedy, I forgot my spare magazines at home and ran out of bullets."

                  3x12=36 2x12=24 1x12=12 0x12=18

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                  W Balboos GHB
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                  Probably was accidentally left on full automatic. No big deal. (after the first 5 or 10 rounds, it stops hurting)

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                  "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    That looks wicked cool!!

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    I hope so. It was so cool that these guys[^] used them. Just remove the magazine and stick a few bits of plastic on them et voilĂ , futuristic space gun.

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      I find the level of bitchin' in that post to be "Adequate". Have a 5!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                      glennPattonWork3
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                      Off topic a little that SMG was a Sterling wasn't it. Was that range in main land England if so where???:cool:

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                        Going off topic a bit (hey - it's the lounge). The most recent Xmas special - flying fish and soppy stereotypical sentimentality - arguably the worst episode I've ever seen. How'd it go down in UK ?

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek dissappointment. If you are searching for perfection in yourself, then you seek failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        Kinda sucked, but hey ho, it was xmas.

                        ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                          Tom Delany
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          and was firing an SMG

                          Ah. The grease gun! :)

                          WE ARE DYSLEXIC OF BORG. Refutance is systile. Your a$$ will be laminated. There are 10 kinds of people in the world: People who know binary and people who don't.

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                            or you could, ya know, just not buy a gun, but that would be too smart for you 'americans' rite? :D

                            MVC

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                            wizardzz
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                            Now can you please explain the offside rule to us American gun owners?

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                              Now can you please explain the offside rule to us American gun owners?

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                              glennPattonWork3
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                              Umm I'm a Brit but it's a mystery to me as well :)

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                                Umm I'm a Brit but it's a mystery to me as well :)

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                                Pete OHanlon
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                                You must be a lineswoman then.

                                I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                                Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                  Now can you please explain the offside rule to us American gun owners?

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                                  OriginalGriff
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                                  "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:

                                  Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

                                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    You must be a lineswoman then.

                                    I'm not a stalker, I just know things. Oh by the way, you're out of milk.

                                    Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                    My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Onyx

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                                    glennPattonWork3
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                                    No, Just not very into sports or football, one of the fat kids who tried to get out of sports at School!

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:

                                      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                                      wizardzz
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                                      OriginalGriff wrote:

                                      "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out."

                                      Sounds like a wild bachelor party.

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                                        "Each man that's in the side that's in goes out, and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out. When they are all out, the side that's out comes in and the side thats been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out." Or is that cricket?:confused:

                                        Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Digital man: "You are, in short, an idiot with the IQ of an ant and the intellectual capacity of a hose pipe."

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                                        glennPattonWork3
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                                        Search me?, just typing too look busy on a Friday afternoon Glenn

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Ah the memories... I was at a range (Lydd in Kent if memory serves) and was firing an SMG (one of these[^]), and inadvertantly put it to Automatic instead of Rounds. Wasted a magazine of 30 rounds in seconds and got a punch in the face for my trouble. Worth it though!

                                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC League Table Link CCC Link[^]

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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                          oh the joys of having your knuckles wacked for holding the mag

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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